And now, a song about Oral Hygene.

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And now, a song about Oral Hygene.

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:27 am

It kind of has to do with Family...

Honestly, I want to keep this song I made, but I don't want to keep it in a notepad where I'll forget it.

I don't even know if anyone will be able to sing this, but here we go!

[video=youtube;YxdDWBQm56w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxdDWBQm56wYxdDWBQm56w[/video]

Brushing Pepper's Teeth

Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
I took Pep to the vet a few months back.
and they removed most of his teeth.
So to protect those that are left, gotta brush every night
Take this thing here and
Brush his teeth!
Up and down and
Side to side! It doesn't matter.
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brush, keep those pearly whites clean as can be!
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Bruuuuuuush)
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Uuuuuse the toothpaaaaaaste.)
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and gotta keep brushing until those teeth are scrubbed and the job is dooooooone
Do it again.
The following night.

Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
I have his toothpaste in this here tube
And this green brush on my hand.
So I can reach in his mouth, gotta brush every night
So don't forget to
Brush his teeth!
Round and round and
Back to front! It doesn't matter.
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brush, keep those pearly whites clean as can be!
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Bruuuuuuush)
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Uuuuuse the toothpaaaaaste.)
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and gotta keep brushing until those teeth are scrubbed and the job is dooooooone
Do it again.
The following night.

Forgot to brush his teeth, God damn it.
Forgot to brush his teeth, God damn it.
I went to sleep real early, see.
So I woke up, looked around.
And I saw Pep, I did not brush his teeth last night
Guess I'll do it now.
Brush his teeth!
While he's sleeping.
Early Morning! Doesn't matter.
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brush, and no one will eeeeever know the truuuuuuth!
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Bruuuuuuush)
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(IIIII am so smaaaaart.)
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and gotta keep brushing until those teeth are scrubbed and the job is dooooooone
Do it again.
Tomorrow Morning.

Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
So, I was brushing Pepper's back teeth
And this tune was playing then.
So I chose to make this song because I'm bored as hell
So let's go out and
Brush his teeth!
While he's eating
Several times! It doesn't matter.
Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Back and forth Back! This is what I'll do for the rest of my liiiiiife!
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Obsession)
Brushing Pepper's Teeth, gotta brush them.
(Goooiiinng too faaaar.)
Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and Brushing and gotta keep brushing until those teeth are scrubbed and the job is dooooooone
Do it again.
In thirty seconds.

[size=-5]Oh, man I'm totally gonna come back to this topic and wonder why I ever did this.[/size]

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Post by X-3 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:58 pm

This is the weirdest drunk thread I've ever seen.

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:38 pm

I don't really drink, though...

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Post by CaptHayfever » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:45 am

Did somebody say personal hygiene?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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