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100 RPG cliches

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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:54 am

(Inspired by 100 movie cliches)


100. Enterances to caves are as big a town
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Post by Prince Toad » Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:50 am

192 of them. I win.
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Post by [sage] » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:06 pm

That kinda kills the topic...
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Post by Prince Toad » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:21 pm

Yes it does. Ignore that. Go ahead.
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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:37 pm

Thank you Prince Toad! I was looking for that list!
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Post by ChrisRusso » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:47 pm

There is always an item with a name so absurd that its mind-boggling.
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Post by ChrisRusso » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:51 pm

Anything that does only some damage to your character would be a fatal blow in real life.
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#8

Post by Ace Mercury » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:52 pm

Kids don't go to school, like, ever.
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#9

Post by Sim Kid » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:01 am

Whenever you attack, you always attack the same spot of an enemy and the same way.
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Post by Perrin Aybara » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:18 am

The sequel has NOTHING to do with the original game.-jay
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Post by Ace Mercury » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:27 am

That one enemy with ridiculously high evade, that you just want to shoot a rocket-propelled grenade at.
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Post by Beam Yosho the Drunkard » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:42 am

There's at least ONE blue haired dude.
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Post by aikula2001 » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:56 am

The "final boss" is never the FINAL BOSS. He/She will have some final monstrous form.
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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:57 pm

People leave their doors wide open and then lock their washrooms.
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Post by Parrakarry » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:51 pm

There's always a boss who could kick everyone on the planet's collective asses, but prefers to hide behind a locked door in Monstro Town.
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Post by ZIPPYDIPPY19 » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:23 pm

Main characters are usually the ones you hate the most, but are nigh always the strongest in a party.
Yeah.

Still don\'t care.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:30 pm

Don't underestimate the awesome restorative powers of food and sleep. Not just over time either, but immediately.
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#18

Post by Sim Kid » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:06 pm

The hero always gets to wield the strongest weapon in the world.
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Post by Glyph Phoenix » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:32 am

The characters have weird hair.
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Post by ocarinagirl » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:49 am

No matter where you go, no matter what time period you're in (hell, it could be the midieval England, for all I know) there will always be this one town that comes straight out of feudal Japan. Complete with samurai, katanas, and ninjas. Always the ninjas. Even if the town being there makes absolutely no sense at all.
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