I need help in Chrono Alcoholism!!!!!!!111

Perrin Aybara · #1

OKOK. OK. OK. See. Here's the problem. See? OK. Here's the problem. See? OK, here we go. You see, I just beat the Prohibitionist, who was one HECK of a boss. OK. See? At the end of the fight, I had only Alco left in my party with 10 HP!!!!111 I just love his "Buy a Round" tech. Oh! And his duel tech with Marle, "Drunken Flirting" TOTALLY made it easier. OK? OK, anyway. I'm rambling. It's just that this is an AEWSOEM GAEM!!!111 Sorry. Anyway. I was having a problem finding Alco's Ultimate Weapon, the Excalibroken Beer Bottle. I heard it was located in the Abandoned Pub, but I've looked FOREVER in that place without ANY luck. Do I have to get Glenn's "Drunk'n Stupor" ability first? Oh, by the way, did anyone else think it was LOL when Mojo and Robo went ten rounds of shots and then started that bar fight? LOLOLOLOL! Sorry, I won't spoil anything. N E HELP WOULLD B GR8!-jay

[ June 18, 2003, 03:25 AM: Message edited by: Chrono Cross's plot is retarded ]

supperdish · #2

OMG J lik u n33d 2 lvl up!!!111 Tehn u cna bet wit yer but111!! Good luk!

Daos · #3

I thought the scene where King Guardia was so smashed that he ordered the castle decorated in toilet paper was hilarious! Anyways, yeah you have to level up, I'm not sure if you have to get Glenn's special Tech or not though.
Does anyone know how I can pass the part where you are pulled over in the future on your speeder bike and you have to do a breath test?

Tonberry2k · #4

^ You have to fight the highway patroller. Ayla and Leah's Double tech "On the Rocks" works great.
-T2K

supperdish · #5

^ Is that with the salt upgrade?

Rattan · #6

Psh! No way. Just go to Alco's basement with a party of 2 other male characters. You need to have boughten an NES, vodka, orange juice, peach schnapps, and some whisky. Go to sleep there and a drinking night will ensue. During the dirinking night Crono's mom will come down stairs, tap the V button fast each time she looks at one of you so you can put up the "I'm not drunk act'. When she leaves, opt to buy some fire works and set them off in the street. Doing so will attract the police cop 3. Fight him and after beating him you'll wake up in Alco's basement, check the pillow for Alco's ultimate weapon. However for 5 real time hours Alco will have a hangover if you forgot to drink alot of water before the fight with police cop 3.

AJ Middleton · #7

Crack kills, guys.

Tonberry2k · #8

^That's a different game altogether.
-T2K

Rattan · #9

^^ party-pooper

Poe the Ghost · #10

The best part is the final battle where you get to kick the Police Chief's ass. He's not easy, but I find choosing Chrono's mom to be in the party works great. She's so hard to get to join though, what with the long sidequest and all...

Rattan · #11

Anyone face the hidden boss yet? Elliot Ness slowly sucks your Alcohol level out until your bone dry...then he hauls Alco in for Tax evasion.

Daos · #12

^
No, where do you find him?

Vinny · #13

Oh, I know! He's just before Budweiser World. You have to walk in a straight line in front of the cop you meet just before you go into town, which is quite hard because by that time in the game you can barely stand up in the game. Once you've passed the test he lets you go into a tent. Smash a bottle on the guard's head, and go into the building. Then you have to beat the skinhead in a drinking contest. Then you can fight him. It's quite a hard fight, but if you beat him you get some quite hard whisky.

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Falco53 · #14

You guys are seriously messing with me, right? WHERE CAN I FIND THIS GAME?! It's for the SNES, I know that much.

Tonberry2k · #15

Look around. Try e-bay.
-T2K

Falco53 · #16

Is it actually in english? I don't know japanese... yet.

Tonberry2k · #17

The one I payed was in English... And it turns out that Guile in CC was actually Magus after all! Magus got wasted, went streaking, and couldn't find his clothes. He was to embarassed about it, so he changed his name.
-T2K

Daos · #18

Was anyone else as surprised as I was about who Crono's dad was?

Also the scene between Robo and Harle at Budweiser World, very touching.

[ June 19, 2003, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Daos, Mod of the 13th Floor ]

Rattan · #19

The drinking contest between Fargo and Orcha was entertaining, especially if you completed the rufies side-quest for Orcha.

Tonberry2k · #20

^ Hahaha! I remember that. That quest was hard! I didn't think Saki Sam was gonna give them up!
-T2K