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Post by MetaKnight Master » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:59 pm

I need to know how to play D&D, so help me, please.
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Post by Jingle Jangles » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:37 pm

I feel Newgrounds has some informative material on this subject. The Truth about D&D
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Post by final_fantisizer » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:51 pm

lol, i've seen that newgrounds movie. it's funny. I wish i knew how to play D&D though, it sounds like fun
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Post by Hiro Zer » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:05 pm

I'veseen that. It's hilarious.
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Post by [sage] » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:14 am

Originally posted by Vash the Stampede:
I need to know how to play D&D, so help me, please.
First of all. Do you have people to play with.

If you don't... there's no point.
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Post by MetaKnight Master » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:14 pm

I have friends to play with, and I have seen the movie at newgrounds, but I want RULES AND GAMEPLAY DESCRIPTIONS AND EXAMPLES ONLY!
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Post by [sage] » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:49 am

Uhh rules would take a long time. There are books you can buy. If you're a player, you only need a player's hand book. If you plan on being a DM you'll also need a Dungeon master guide and a monster manual. The books are around $30 each and book stores like borders or barnes & nobles usually carry them. You'll also need a set of dice (4 sided, 6 sided, 8 sided, 10 sided, 12 sided and 20 sided.
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Post by MetaKnight Master » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:28 pm

Listen, I only intend on being a player, so if anyone doesn't have anything better to do, please post the player's handbook rules.
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Post by [sage] » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:52 am

there are 200+ pages of rules...
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Post by Prince Toad » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:22 am

^^That would take days. Just go buy a rulebook, you lazy bastard.
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Post by MetaKnight Master » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:29 pm

GIVE ME MONEY THEN!
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Post by ZIPPYDIPPY19 » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:31 pm

^ Yeah, that'll happen. Either you buy a rulebook or you won't play, nobodies going to waste time writing all the rules up, not to mention all the spells and classes.

If money is an issue though, I suggest pooling your money with your friends' so you can buy atleast two Handbooks and a Dungeon Masters Guide. This will set you for a couple sessions at least.
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Post by Prince Toad » Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:52 pm

And probably a Monster Manual, although you only really need the two he mentioned.
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Post by Parrakarry » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:07 pm

omg i watn teh dungeons adn dragones
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Post by ZIPPYDIPPY19 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:04 am

O_o, well he might not after all. This site doesn't contain everything, but it does contain a lot of the required information in the three core rulebooks. But it's for the 3.5 edition, so if you were looking to ply AD&D or something you're outta luck. Anyways, here v


http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org ... /home.html
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Post by JoeTheSnifit » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:58 am

People still play D&D? I thought they just bought video games that had nothing to do with what it was.
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Post by MetaKnight Master » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:41 am

Originally posted by Zippy:
^ Yeah, that'll happen. Either you buy a rulebook or you won't play, nobodies going to waste time writing all the rules up, not to mention all the spells and classes.

If money is an issue though, I suggest pooling your money with your friends' so you can buy atleast two Handbooks and a Dungeon Masters Guide. This will set you for a couple sessions at least.
What are these 'friends' you speak of? They sound scary.
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Post by SCARY WIZARD » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:30 pm

Originally posted by Vexxor Ace, Pro Smell Smeller:
People still play D&D? I thought they just bought video games that had nothing to do with what it was.
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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:15 am

Originally posted by Vexxor Ace, Pro Smell Smeller:
People still play D&D?
DUH. D&D's often CREDITED for being the first RPG, even though it wasn't electronic.

Plus-You could have your character be a Kuvrahk (A cross between Dragon and Human) now. I can provide you the link.
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