The Master of Disguise

[Heroine of the Dragon]

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In 1979 Palermo, Italy, Fabbrizio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of secret agents known as "Masters of Disguise", breaks up a smuggling ring run by the evil Devlin Bowman while disguised as Bo Derek. Not wanting his infant son Pistachio to receive the same dangerous future lifestyle as he and his lineage, Fabbrizio decides to keep his family's nature a secret.

Twenty-three years later, Fabbrizio runs an Italian restaurant in an unnamed town in America with his wife and Pistachio. Released from prison three years earlier, Bowman and his henchmen kidnap Fabbrizio and his wife, forcing Fabbrizio to use his talents to steal legendary artifacts around the world to reestablish Bowman's smuggling ring. After Fabbrizio's disappearance, Pistachio is visited by his grandfather, who reveals Pistachio's heritage and begins training him.

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Disguise

[Deku Tree]

I really, really didn't like this movie. It might be the first movie I ever remember finding really annoying. Then people at school ended up quoting it from time to time, and I would be annoyed all over again.

[CaptHayfever]

There's a really good idea in that synopsis. Too bad the movie didn't pay off on it at all.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"