Best/worst Christmas Songs.

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Best/worst Christmas Songs.

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Post by VG_Addict » Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:31 pm

Christmas is almost here, and that means Christmas music being played ad naseum.

What are the best/worst Christmas songs, in your opinion?

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:49 pm

Colbie Caillat's song 'Christmas in the Sand' makes me want to puke coat-hangers. It's so twee and garbagey. Like a big bowl of sugar-flavoured snot. I hate it.

And huck Madonna's version of 'Santa Baby' onto the trashpile, as well. The song is lame and gross to start with--------it didn't need Madonna doing her best 'Harley Quinn with a blood clot' impression.
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Post by DarkZero » Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:52 pm

Baby It's Cold Outside just because I'm sick of the discourse. I've never been a fan of Jingle Bell Rock either.
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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:20 pm

'Jingle Bell Rock' is so weak and kitschy. It has 'rock' right in the title, and yet it's somehow less rockin then just regular 'Jingle Bells'. And like let's not even compare it to 'Run, Run Rudolph!' That thing is TNT.
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Post by Deku Tree » Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:30 pm

Do They Know It's Christmas is one of my least favorite.

I really like Night of Silence, which I only learned about last year.

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Post by RinkuTheFirst » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:21 am

Has nobody suggested "The Christmas Shoes" as the worst Christmas song ever?

Cause it's the absolute worst.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:39 am


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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:27 am

I don't feel strongly about any, but since "Baby It's Cold Outside" triggered people last year, now I like it.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:30 am

man that song SUCKS like even before you get into whether or not it's creepy as hell that song just is straight asscheeks

also, michael buble has a version of "santa baby" called "santa buddy" which is just "santa baby" sung by a MAN who is NOT GAY AT ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH and wants to ask for MANLY things and that is just DIRE

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:38 am

Of course it sucks, it's old and crappy.

I had to look up "Santa Buddy," that's a pretty dumb idea.

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Post by Marilink » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:43 am

Calamity Panfan wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:30 am
man that song SUCKS like even before you get into whether or not it's creepy as hell that song just is straight asscheeks

also, michael buble has a version of "santa baby" called "santa buddy" which is just "santa baby" sung by a MAN who is NOT GAY AT ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH and wants to ask for MANLY things and that is just DIRE
michael buble asks santa his "buddy" to "hurry down" his "chimney" but it's definitely not gay

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Post by RinkuTheFirst » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:48 am

I love the intense "No Homo" energy of it.

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Post by Spritedude » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:08 am

Everyone always points to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra version of Carol of the Bells but I kinda like Gary Hoey's rendition.

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I'm also a fan of You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (less for the actual song and more cause I just like the character).

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Post by steeze » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:20 pm

Santa Baby is like the worst song of all time forget Christmas
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Post by Marilink » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:48 pm

It is aggressively bad.

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Post by Booyakasha » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:02 pm

Deku Tree wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:30 pm
I really like Night of Silence, which I only learned about last year.
Ooh, yeah.
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Post by Marilink » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:22 pm

Night of Silence owns. My high school did it every other year for our Christmas Concert. It was always a highlight.

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Post by Booyakasha » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:25 pm

I love the tune, and the imagery is so evocative.

'Winter Was Warm' is so sad and pretty. Good old "Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol". I like it.
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Post by CaptHayfever » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:27 pm

Eartha's "Santa Baby" was good, because she was pushing the sarcasm; you could hear irony oozing from her voice. The vast majority of covers--especially the famous ones like Marilyn, Madonna, or T-Swift--play it too straight. Lindsey Stirling knows she can't sing like Eartha Kitt, but she still got the joke, so she buried her version in vocal filters to play up the artiface of materialism (& the whole video is a massive nose-thumbing).

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Post by smol Kat » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm

I have yet to hear a good version of "Santa Baby." There are also quite a few hymns I dislike by virtue of having had to play them ad nauseum for high school band concerts ("Joy to the World," "Hark the Herald Angels Sing," I'm looking at you. >_>)

Hecking love "Carol of the Bells," "Sleigh Ride," "The First Noel," and also "Let It Snow" if only because of this absolute gem:
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