I think people are defiantly getting dumber... Literally.
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I think people are defiantly getting dumber... Literally.
Okay so this is something I knew was going on but didn't really pay any attention to. Apparently, when people are trying to use the word "definitely" online, they are using the word "defiantly" instead.
I'm serious. Do a search on any social network or look for texts between friends... It is bad.
And the word "literally" now means both LITERAL and figuratively thanks to so many people using it out of context and the dictionary people caving in...
*stays indoors for the next 100 years*
lol
I'm serious. Do a search on any social network or look for texts between friends... It is bad.
And the word "literally" now means both LITERAL and figuratively thanks to so many people using it out of context and the dictionary people caving in...
*stays indoors for the next 100 years*
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Literacy rates are higher than they've ever been. The poor and multi-lingual just have a voice and more education now. Very few people have an editor for their internet posts, and almost every major publication you've ever read including recorded letters from a century ago has been vetted rigorously to reduce errors.
But congratulations on your discovering that typos exist, I'm sure your parents are very proud.
But congratulations on your discovering that typos exist, I'm sure your parents are very proud.
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying
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There are three primary types of typo, in my experience as a person who has made significant amounts of typos. One is just pressing the wrong button. Another is that the act of typing is in itself a muscle memory process, as sometimes I type a portion of a word or think of the correct word, but my muscle memory just auto-completes whatever I am typing to be another, similar word. The last is when actual auto-complete or auto-correct functions change the text for you because they're just so swell.
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying
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Words change over time though. Awful used to mean full of awe - like amazing. Pathetic used to mean full of feeling, but now means something weak. Decimate originally meant remove a tenth but now it means to totally remove. Naughty used to mean to have nothing but now means immoral. It's only natural that language changes. Just because literal is being used differently doesn't mean that people are getting stupid. It shows how creative we are with language and how fluid it is.
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͈̖̩͈͉̋̽̊ͧͧ̿ͪI̴̮͈̮͕ͯ̅ͦ̄ͯͣ͠f̵͍̩̘̥̙̥̬̭̹̑̆ͬ͘ ͖͙̳̲͒ͥw̶̠̮̮̫̲̹͔͕̰̎͛ͦ͐̀e̵̵͈͆̒ͩͬ͑͑͆͋͋ ̢̙̯͍͚̲̉ͬ̌a̐͛̾̓̎ͧ͠͡҉̗͔͈͇͉͙̠͖ř̢̹̟̫̹̖͚̹͚̽̽͞e͓͖̜̞̩̲̓͐͒̽̈́́͠ͅ ̦͉͙͇̰̻̣̊̄ͨ̈̐ͦ̉s̸̡̢̤̯̟̩͍̄̎ͭͯ͌̉͌̓̇o̢̟̞̽̔̕͡ ͍̻͙̰̳͇̺̃ͧ͆̅ͭẁ̮̝̻̭͓ͭ̀o̷ͨ͆̇ͯ҉̯̻̻̦͖r̨͎͚̜̫͍̞̣͓̔̀͝r̛͙͖͂̌͌̏ͦ̃̿̋̉i̸͚̅͑͠e̼͈̠̝͚ͤḑ̷̵̗͇̠̹͌̍̋́̽̚ ̦̪̦̙̭̜͈̏̍̈̆̓ͫͫ͝͠ǎ̼̝͎̔́͞b̟̹̪̖̥̺̟̍͊̚o̵̩̫͓̼̩̼ͤ̎ͩ̉͊̽̈́̋͛́͡u̯͎͇̤̠̰͔ͭ͒͜͝t̠͔̣̩͚ͩ̃̂͊͊͊ ̫͕̻ͩ͜͡g̵͍̜̬̐̅͋̒̓̏ͫr̩̖̲̂a͓͍ͦͤ̈́̂̎̾͢͝m̢̠͉̝ͫ̽m̙͓͎̜̲̾̉̚͘å̛̳̺̥r̛̒̅͏̯̙͍̹̟̣̖,̘̼͎̣͙̜̌̒̽́͟ ̡͇̰̩͈͑͑w̮̳̣͕̞͖͑̾͂̅͠͝h̶̴̯͓̦̤̗̜͈̉͒̓̇ͅy͈̝͍̫̼͙̩ͤͧͯͮ̂ͬ̀͘ͅ ̓̅̎̆͛̒͏̠̠̘́ͅn̵͒ͪͨ̈͘҉̻͇͕̩͙̠o̴͙̮̘̬̦̹ͥͯ͌ͤ́t̘͙̃̍͂̿̆̓͜͞͞ ̴̢̛͓̰̪͑̄ͨͤ̌̊̂j̨̞̺ͣ̿ͬ̆ͭ͆͟u̸̇̆͑̐ͨ̿ͦ̈҉͙̞̭̻̥ͅš̸̬ͭͭ̀͡t̛͓̑̌ͪ̾̍́̈́ ̵̳̦̖̪̎͘͞ț͚͍̥̫͔͈ͩͯ͜͡y̨̛̖̠͇̰̫͓͓̽̿̈ͥͅp̸̵̢͈̠ͩ̆͗̐ͭͬe͇ͧ͑̅ͩ̃ͭ̋ ͦ͆̒͊͐̽́̆҉̦̳į̞̗͍̌͐n̖̝̹̻̼̤ͤ̓̿͐̓̚ ̤̻̮̼͚͉̽ͣ̂ͣ́̈̊̊Ż̧̙͉͖͖̇͝a̧̰̘̔̿ͅl̰̳̬̰̭̘̣̍ͮ̀ͨ̐͑ͯ͗͋͢g͚̠̻̟ͤ̓ͧ̋̐̋͆́o̸̱̠͇̖̲̣ͤ̏̔̑ͨ̀̀ͦ̂ ̑̌̆͐ͦ̆͗̀҉͓̙͙̭̞̖͢i̧̤̝̽͌̒̚n̼̝̱ͣ̆ͮsͬͥ̔ͩ̾͏̩͈t̼͔̝͈̩̤̿̂e̜̰̟ͧ̌̀͡a̴̘̤͕͉̮̺̤ͩ̅̏͒̈̒̐̄ͧ͜d̩̉̚?͓̞̼͍͔͉̩̋̈̾̂ͦ̾́͢
̩̭̮̥̗͙͎̒͗̾ͪ͐͢T̷̛͍̺̮͉͙̱̫̞̍̑͑ͪ͒̊ͧ̚͢h̠̘̪ͣ̄͌͒̄̑̒ȃ͎̺̲̳̮̹͈̿͟t͛͌̿̑̆̽̏̚҉̵͚̪͕̥̲̱͙ ̬̭̝̋w̧̿ͥ̒͏͎͇̞̳̜̲̺ͅa̢̘̺ͪͧͬ͛͞y̢̯͎̲͖͚͎͍̼̳ͦ̓̓͟͢ ̠̘̹͍̻̬̣̱̟̿͑tͭ͂ͬ͑̂ͩ͏̡͖̘̞̕h̷͇̟ͦͪ̅̾̑̊ͤ͆͆͜e̳̫̲̳̻͇̰͓͛̄͛ͥ͜ ̻̪̠͎̆ͮ͐͒g̻͇ͥ̃ͮ̆̑r̷̛̪̬̰̹ͪ̽͌̈́̊̊̍ͩͦa̡̦̙͓͈̗͚͈ͨ̓ͬ̃̒ͥͣͤ̀͟m̪̰̫͐̎̈͠m͕ͤ̆ͫ̑̚å̳̣͙͕͍̜͛͒ͪͥ̀́̕r̭̝̽̇͌͢ͅ ̾͆̎͞͏̳̫͎̭͠w̲̬͊i̢͓̭͔̥͗͌ͯͣͩ̚ḷ̛̋̽͞l̸̤̰̤̭͇̪͇̱̹ͦͫ̏̑ ̢̼͚̙̤͓͎͕͓̒̽̇ͩ͛͊͛́͠b͖̟̪̩̈ͪ͐͆̉̂̓ͮ͝e͎̺̣̗̲̝̻̟̺͋̽ͭ͆̚͞͠͠ ̬̼͖̩̹̰̻͔̘̇̀̃t̴̬̝̩̪̠͕͚̽ͭ̈ͦ͐̇͠ͅͅh̢̨͓̜̘͔̖̺͈̱́̀ͨ̏͝e͇̹͍͛̿͒ ̧̖̪͉̺͙̠͉ͨͭ̇ͣ̔͛ͩͩ͜l̡͇̳͉͙̝̣̜͇ͤ̎̉ͬa̛͔̲̩͓͔̣̪̟̬͐͌͞š̵̫̗͠ť̴̹͉̮͔̦͎̪̖̎͊ ̨̡̗͖͖̜͍̣̰ͧ̄͆t̤͚̥͇̲̰̝́̃ḩ̶̪̘̙͈͖͇͂͑͛̚̕į̯̮̩̹͈̮̤̗̇̊̈́̋́͡n̗̘͂̓ͯ̽ͬ͆͡g̶̪̙̓ͣ̀͜ͅ ̢͖̹͍̥̪͙̱ͬ͌͛̿͒̏̎̚tͬͣͬ҉̺̖͖͎̪̟͠ǒ̡̖̱͌ͨͦ ̶͈̲͈͑̏̎͜͜ǎ̴̫̖̠́n̦̽̆̄̋̈̐n͚̹͍̫̏ͪ͐͑ͣ̐ǫ̵̟͙̣̮̆̄́͊̃̽y̐̂̄̄̊̋ͯ̀̌͏̴̠̻̥ ͕̫̝͚̞̰͕̌̆̏ͯ̋̿͠y̧̭̟͕̹̝̗ͧ͝ͅo̸̤̱͙ͩ̉̾̌͘u̍̉̚͏̲.̦̟͌̾́̊ͦ̀ͤ͐̀͘͢
̛̛͙͌́Ț̸̜̭͖͖̒ͪ̐h͓̜̣̘̝̟̿̆̈̃͌ͭ̈͐̐͡a̯̳͆̋̄̀̀ṱ̴̞̞̬͍͕ͪ͊ͬ͋̊ ̡̧͚̝̲̩̙̻͌̀w̡̪͚̫͙ͥ̎̏̔͋͆͊̈͞ͅâ̫̺̓̂̊ͤ̕y̷̭̙̞͇̲͚̝̦͋̔̅̿̾̚ ̬͉̳̇̅ͭͫ̎̀̆̓t̻̠͋͗ͪ́ḣ̴͇̹̱̟̯̝̠̊̾̍̅̑̓́e̢̲̼͖̙̭̰̳̝͑͂́ͦ̒̿̈͟ ͕̞͇̣̯͇̙̱̀͒͟g̣̗͍͔̓͛̏̓̂ͧ̒̌r͚̘̠͓̪̲͕̹̹̎̋ͥ̆̕͟͝ả̸̸̱̹̮̼̈́͡m̡͙̝̮̱͆ͦ̏ͥ̓͟m̸͚ͫ̅̊͑̓̋͆̿̆ä̶̖̞̯̰̮͉̼́͐͆ŗ̹̗ͯ̈͡ ͈̝͖ͫͣ̉̇̚w̧̪͉ͮ̇̂͊͛̎ͥ̎̽́ĩ̢̢͖̩̱̪̳̰̅̐͆͆̓l͚̣ͨ͐̌ͅl͚̰̟͛̄̇̑̎ͤ̚͘ ̷̘͙̠̘̫̯͚́̄͋̋̓̎͛̓̚͡b̸̞͐̿͂̚e̵̩̗̯̟̠ͯ̔ͦͩ̍̇͞ ̷̖̰̟͍͕ͫ͗̎ẗ̤̤͎̥̙͕͎̳͛ͨͅh̼̞̳̆̽͋̊̕͠e̪̪͖̱̼̞̣ͨ̈́ ̵̨̡̟̼̺̱͔ͭͩ̄̃̚ĺ̋͂̎̍ͦ̽̓͏͚͓͉͍̞͍ͅa̒͗͏̺͍̘̩͕̝s̨̰̲̗̬͖̘̼̹͂͊͛̂t͚͚ͭ͑̀̓̍ͅ ͥ̏̀̌͊͏̧̰̤̪̲͖͔̦̙t̶̯͍͉̓̌̎̐ͮ͛h̝͔͎̲͙̣̐̅ͦ̅̊́iͥͣ͊ͬ̆ͣ̂ͣ͏͕̮̰̖̦͙͍͔̀n̢̧͍̩̞͉̯͛̉̅̇g̶͓̝̳̈́̓͢ ̫̲̳͇ͧ͛ͥ̕̕t̟̠̏̿͑̃͠͞o̙̘̗̝̳ͣ̿̊ͮ̑͊̐͢ ͍̭͙͓͈͚̤͖͐ͮ̓̍͑ͣ̀̈̂͘ȁ̰̻̟̳̪ͤ͞ṉ̢͓͚̅ͪ̐ͩ̒ͫͥ͟͢ͅn̖̰ͭ̇͡o͍̲̹͉̦̬̱̮͚ͩ̾͊̾̋̑́́́y̸̬̭̖͓̞̫̥ͭ͌͂ͨ̎̂ ̻ͮͮ̈̃̈́̊ͩ͗́y̅͡҉̸̻̱̬̺̯̺͈o̟̙̭̘͇̥̿ͬ̀͠͠u̅҉̢̦̟̭͎͈̝̬͙.͇̮̪ͯ̔̋ͧ̋͝ͅ
̥̦̩̘͍̫̂̐̎́͑̃̑ͧ̂̀T̻͇͚̯̃̌̀ͦͯͦ̓̍͐́h͇̞͓̮͖̬̤͙̀̅̚ą̴̯̬̝̑ͦt̬͔̬̗̻̑͑͛̉ͮ́ ̧̞̥̘̹̙̈ͬ̕w̬͖̘͉̣̜ͭͯ̈͑͘͞ą̶̘̘̝̲̞̈ͥͤy̤̲̞̰̰͔͚̪̙͆ͪ͋͆̂͂̅ͪ̑ ̦̙̒̆̈́̂t̸̸̟͕̦̪̱̟̜̅ͅh͉͚̱̲̼ͤ͝ē͈̰̠̮̓̄͜ ͓̙͇̹̪̠̺̩ͩͥ̐͡g̷̹̤̳̺̪̾̆ͣ͘r̷̝͖̮ͥa̧͗̈́̀̓̌̀ͬ҉̯̮̻̬͈m̸̮͉͚̾̉̊ͦ͡m͙̝͙͎̲͔͌̋͐̊̕͝ā̧͍̱̈́̊ͅr̭͚͔̭̰̪͔̦̀̄ ̴̶̲͖̺̠ͫ̄̃́w̜͓̺̜̗͎̣̮̭͆̎̎ͤ̓̇̄͜͝͝i̱̭ͣ̒ͮͣͪ̅ͮ̄̃l̵̛͔̞̬̜̟͓̺̠͚͆̅̇͑ͥ̈͆l̷̠̖̣͈̥̟̽ͨ͞ ̤͎̹̒ͧ͌͢b̵̙̠̽ͭ̽͑͡e̘̥ͯ̄ ͕̭̞̳͍̋̾ͨ̓͛͢͡t̴̳̭͙͉ͦͤ̈́̏̾͋̓͛ͭ́ḩ̟̱͍̰̲͋͗ͦ̃ͅȩ̵̷̘̬͚̠͕̩̠̬̇ͥ̅͋̑̒ͧ ̪̯̪͚̮ͬͦ͢l̰̱͓̱̹̮̙̬ͯ̈́̍̈͆̏̚̕a̢̫̥͙͓̻ͩ̔ͥͥ̎̈́͋̿s̷̢̞͚ͭ̌ͬͫ̇̎́̚t̡ͩ͋̀̔̎ͧ͗ͮ҉͕̪̮̳̝͘ ̨̳͕͈ͬ̉̅ͥț̶̡̳ͮͤ̇h̴̵̺͙̖ͮ̀̚i͎̠͉̗͍̝̻̻͊ͭͫ̽̕͞n̩̯ͫ͌̑͐̕gͯ̿͗҉̗͓͙̪̦̥̟ ̮̰̗̌ͤͧ̇͠͠t͒͑̚҉͔̕ͅö̵̘͇͍̲͚͖͖̿̐ͪ̎͟ ͚̘̹̰͉̫͔̭͔̒͛͋͠a̱̙͌́́n͖̙̹̬̖̜̭͚̓̐̌̅ͅn̙̲̺͂̏͆̀͊͘͡ơ̻̰̼̮̤̖̆̕y̳̻̙̲̩͆͊̒̍ͭͣ͢͞ ̸̦̍ͭỹ̢̠̫̝̓ͤ̒̕ö́͗̆ͮͦ͏̟̖̙̜͟u̵̗̝̜͇ͤͩ͑̊͑ͪ̄͋̓̀.̵̥̯̝̯̹̓̆ͥ̃̾ͬ̆̓͘͝
EDIT: Wow good job Shane. You can contain Zalgo to where it's supposed to stay.
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̴̵̞͎̻̥̬̭̂͂̓̈́̔ͅỊ̶̟̗͇̦̳̮̠̆̉̽ͅf̯͖͇̾̋ ̴̢̡̪̣̭̍ͫ̓́̏̈́̇̆̊w̷̲͔͍̠̼͚ͪͧͭ̊ͯ̇͐̚͢e͙͇̳̙̿ͧ͊͛ͤͭ͆͌̀ͅ ͦ̄ͬ̂̓͛҉̯̭̘̫͎͈͍͜ͅa̶̸̜̥̺̟͓͈͈͑̔̈̎̂̈̀r̛͓ͦͬ̈ͯ̽ͣeͧ̊̃̅̅ͪ̀͛͏͕̙̞́ ̶̹̺͉͙̺̓ͅs̙̘̬̤͍̗̋̀ơ̗̄͗͛ͤ̂̉̎̕͢ ̛̣̤͔̞̰̺̞̃͝w̨̞͍͇͆ͯ͗̏̋ͤ̚ö͔̪͚̮̯͚̻́ͩͪͥ̆͡r͕ͤ̑̆ͮͪ͂͝r̞̎̉̋̃̈͗̈͡ͅḭ͖̗̮ͤ̇͡ė̢̠̙̳͇̳̳͊ͨ͂͗̓̓ͭ͠͞d̴̡̳̲̩̍̉̍͋ ͉̭̪̺̺ͦ͋ͪͯͦͯ̎̽͡a̵͉̩̞͆̓̓͜b̖͙̭ͩ͟o̜͋̆̕u̞͐́̓̈́ͬ̒̿̓̕t̫͓̩͚̤̪ͮͤ͋̇͟ ͙̬̭̈́ͧ͜g͎͖̑ͣ͑͜͡r̨̛̜̥͍̦̮͎͒̐̆ͦ͡ͅa̴̎̆ͫ͐̿ͬ͏͏̺̱͍m̶͔͚͙̤̜̯̲͚̯̀̓̔̒ͪ̑̕m̴̥̬͗̄ͯ͆̀͡a̷̛͍̳̔̔ͩͮ͗̋͝r̛͈̰͖̳͗͛̅̐̍ͤ͋̂̍͝,̗̰͚̥̜̣͎ͥ͐͐̇͗͆̓͑̚͢ ̨̰̩͈̫̺͊̔̔̉ͮ͘͝ẅ̨̹̦́ͤ̌̈́̓̔͝h̷͍̣̰̙̐̈̌̒ͥ͟ẙ̵̺̼̩̈́ͩͩ̓̓̊͗͑̕ ̐̈́́̃͋̂̀͏̸̯͔ņ̮̼͇͔̭̹͈̪͐͑͠o̢̝̣̯̬̝̬͆̉̆̏ͮ̃̃t̮̞̓ͬͦ̂͆̚͡ ͉̠͖̿̇̅͋ͫ̚j̷̝̭͕͎͓̒̒͑ͦͤ͌̈̏u̮̤̟ͥs̝̯̗̪͖̠̜̉̂͆́̏ͦͦ͋͞t̸̪̼̝̰̠̤̎̕ ͚̗̥̻̲̳͎̍ͫ̉ͫ͜ͅț̰̫͍ͭy͖͎̺̖ͣ̄͊ͤͩ͋̎ͬͣp͑ͮ̉̄̿̓̈҉̰͉e͚͎ͧͦ̏ ̷̸͉͔̣̺̋ḭ̷̧͈̣̰͔̙͚̃̌̅͆͆ͫ̈ņ̩̗͓̪̦͉ͥ̄̒ͫ̊̆̌ͭ ͔̊ͥ̐̌̔̚Z̦̘̭̫ͫ̆͘ȁ̘̲̮͔̀̿͊̄ͦ̚l̝̬̄̂̅ͩ̂̀ͩgͪ͆͌͌̚҉͖̣̳̖̩o̱̓͊͌ ̜̜̻̄̔̑̉̀̓̾̔ͫ̕i̷͖̲̺̣̤̥̟̾ͩ͆͌̍̆ͣͬ͞n̷̫̖͉̦̂͋̐̂͢s̺̤ͥ͑̂t̩̩̪̼̫̺ͪ̊͂̒e̪̹͂̊̐̍̒a̢̮̬͍̹̺̩ͧ̋͑̂ͨ͠d̵̯̬̱͖̤̫̙͎͆ͮ̍̒ͣ͜?̵̖͇͇̓͐̍͂̐̐̐͞
͈̖̩͈͉̋̽̊ͧͧ̿ͪI̴̮͈̮͕ͯ̅ͦ̄ͯͣ͠f̵͍̩̘̥̙̥̬̭̹̑̆ͬ͘ ͖͙̳̲͒ͥw̶̠̮̮̫̲̹͔͕̰̎͛ͦ͐̀e̵̵͈͆̒ͩͬ͑͑͆͋͋ ̢̙̯͍͚̲̉ͬ̌a̐͛̾̓̎ͧ͠͡҉̗͔͈͇͉͙̠͖ř̢̹̟̫̹̖͚̹͚̽̽͞e͓͖̜̞̩̲̓͐͒̽̈́́͠ͅ ̦͉͙͇̰̻̣̊̄ͨ̈̐ͦ̉s̸̡̢̤̯̟̩͍̄̎ͭͯ͌̉͌̓̇o̢̟̞̽̔̕͡ ͍̻͙̰̳͇̺̃ͧ͆̅ͭẁ̮̝̻̭͓ͭ̀o̷ͨ͆̇ͯ҉̯̻̻̦͖r̨͎͚̜̫͍̞̣͓̔̀͝r̛͙͖͂̌͌̏ͦ̃̿̋̉i̸͚̅͑͠e̼͈̠̝͚ͤḑ̷̵̗͇̠̹͌̍̋́̽̚ ̦̪̦̙̭̜͈̏̍̈̆̓ͫͫ͝͠ǎ̼̝͎̔́͞b̟̹̪̖̥̺̟̍͊̚o̵̩̫͓̼̩̼ͤ̎ͩ̉͊̽̈́̋͛́͡u̯͎͇̤̠̰͔ͭ͒͜͝t̠͔̣̩͚ͩ̃̂͊͊͊ ̫͕̻ͩ͜͡g̵͍̜̬̐̅͋̒̓̏ͫr̩̖̲̂a͓͍ͦͤ̈́̂̎̾͢͝m̢̠͉̝ͫ̽m̙͓͎̜̲̾̉̚͘å̛̳̺̥r̛̒̅͏̯̙͍̹̟̣̖,̘̼͎̣͙̜̌̒̽́͟ ̡͇̰̩͈͑͑w̮̳̣͕̞͖͑̾͂̅͠͝h̶̴̯͓̦̤̗̜͈̉͒̓̇ͅy͈̝͍̫̼͙̩ͤͧͯͮ̂ͬ̀͘ͅ ̓̅̎̆͛̒͏̠̠̘́ͅn̵͒ͪͨ̈͘҉̻͇͕̩͙̠o̴͙̮̘̬̦̹ͥͯ͌ͤ́t̘͙̃̍͂̿̆̓͜͞͞ ̴̢̛͓̰̪͑̄ͨͤ̌̊̂j̨̞̺ͣ̿ͬ̆ͭ͆͟u̸̇̆͑̐ͨ̿ͦ̈҉͙̞̭̻̥ͅš̸̬ͭͭ̀͡t̛͓̑̌ͪ̾̍́̈́ ̵̳̦̖̪̎͘͞ț͚͍̥̫͔͈ͩͯ͜͡y̨̛̖̠͇̰̫͓͓̽̿̈ͥͅp̸̵̢͈̠ͩ̆͗̐ͭͬe͇ͧ͑̅ͩ̃ͭ̋ ͦ͆̒͊͐̽́̆҉̦̳į̞̗͍̌͐n̖̝̹̻̼̤ͤ̓̿͐̓̚ ̤̻̮̼͚͉̽ͣ̂ͣ́̈̊̊Ż̧̙͉͖͖̇͝a̧̰̘̔̿ͅl̰̳̬̰̭̘̣̍ͮ̀ͨ̐͑ͯ͗͋͢g͚̠̻̟ͤ̓ͧ̋̐̋͆́o̸̱̠͇̖̲̣ͤ̏̔̑ͨ̀̀ͦ̂ ̑̌̆͐ͦ̆͗̀҉͓̙͙̭̞̖͢i̧̤̝̽͌̒̚n̼̝̱ͣ̆ͮsͬͥ̔ͩ̾͏̩͈t̼͔̝͈̩̤̿̂e̜̰̟ͧ̌̀͡a̴̘̤͕͉̮̺̤ͩ̅̏͒̈̒̐̄ͧ͜d̩̉̚?͓̞̼͍͔͉̩̋̈̾̂ͦ̾́͢
̩̭̮̥̗͙͎̒͗̾ͪ͐͢T̷̛͍̺̮͉͙̱̫̞̍̑͑ͪ͒̊ͧ̚͢h̠̘̪ͣ̄͌͒̄̑̒ȃ͎̺̲̳̮̹͈̿͟t͛͌̿̑̆̽̏̚҉̵͚̪͕̥̲̱͙ ̬̭̝̋w̧̿ͥ̒͏͎͇̞̳̜̲̺ͅa̢̘̺ͪͧͬ͛͞y̢̯͎̲͖͚͎͍̼̳ͦ̓̓͟͢ ̠̘̹͍̻̬̣̱̟̿͑tͭ͂ͬ͑̂ͩ͏̡͖̘̞̕h̷͇̟ͦͪ̅̾̑̊ͤ͆͆͜e̳̫̲̳̻͇̰͓͛̄͛ͥ͜ ̻̪̠͎̆ͮ͐͒g̻͇ͥ̃ͮ̆̑r̷̛̪̬̰̹ͪ̽͌̈́̊̊̍ͩͦa̡̦̙͓͈̗͚͈ͨ̓ͬ̃̒ͥͣͤ̀͟m̪̰̫͐̎̈͠m͕ͤ̆ͫ̑̚å̳̣͙͕͍̜͛͒ͪͥ̀́̕r̭̝̽̇͌͢ͅ ̾͆̎͞͏̳̫͎̭͠w̲̬͊i̢͓̭͔̥͗͌ͯͣͩ̚ḷ̛̋̽͞l̸̤̰̤̭͇̪͇̱̹ͦͫ̏̑ ̢̼͚̙̤͓͎͕͓̒̽̇ͩ͛͊͛́͠b͖̟̪̩̈ͪ͐͆̉̂̓ͮ͝e͎̺̣̗̲̝̻̟̺͋̽ͭ͆̚͞͠͠ ̬̼͖̩̹̰̻͔̘̇̀̃t̴̬̝̩̪̠͕͚̽ͭ̈ͦ͐̇͠ͅͅh̢̨͓̜̘͔̖̺͈̱́̀ͨ̏͝e͇̹͍͛̿͒ ̧̖̪͉̺͙̠͉ͨͭ̇ͣ̔͛ͩͩ͜l̡͇̳͉͙̝̣̜͇ͤ̎̉ͬa̛͔̲̩͓͔̣̪̟̬͐͌͞š̵̫̗͠ť̴̹͉̮͔̦͎̪̖̎͊ ̨̡̗͖͖̜͍̣̰ͧ̄͆t̤͚̥͇̲̰̝́̃ḩ̶̪̘̙͈͖͇͂͑͛̚̕į̯̮̩̹͈̮̤̗̇̊̈́̋́͡n̗̘͂̓ͯ̽ͬ͆͡g̶̪̙̓ͣ̀͜ͅ ̢͖̹͍̥̪͙̱ͬ͌͛̿͒̏̎̚tͬͣͬ҉̺̖͖͎̪̟͠ǒ̡̖̱͌ͨͦ ̶͈̲͈͑̏̎͜͜ǎ̴̫̖̠́n̦̽̆̄̋̈̐n͚̹͍̫̏ͪ͐͑ͣ̐ǫ̵̟͙̣̮̆̄́͊̃̽y̐̂̄̄̊̋ͯ̀̌͏̴̠̻̥ ͕̫̝͚̞̰͕̌̆̏ͯ̋̿͠y̧̭̟͕̹̝̗ͧ͝ͅo̸̤̱͙ͩ̉̾̌͘u̍̉̚͏̲.̦̟͌̾́̊ͦ̀ͤ͐̀͘͢
̛̛͙͌́Ț̸̜̭͖͖̒ͪ̐h͓̜̣̘̝̟̿̆̈̃͌ͭ̈͐̐͡a̯̳͆̋̄̀̀ṱ̴̞̞̬͍͕ͪ͊ͬ͋̊ ̡̧͚̝̲̩̙̻͌̀w̡̪͚̫͙ͥ̎̏̔͋͆͊̈͞ͅâ̫̺̓̂̊ͤ̕y̷̭̙̞͇̲͚̝̦͋̔̅̿̾̚ ̬͉̳̇̅ͭͫ̎̀̆̓t̻̠͋͗ͪ́ḣ̴͇̹̱̟̯̝̠̊̾̍̅̑̓́e̢̲̼͖̙̭̰̳̝͑͂́ͦ̒̿̈͟ ͕̞͇̣̯͇̙̱̀͒͟g̣̗͍͔̓͛̏̓̂ͧ̒̌r͚̘̠͓̪̲͕̹̹̎̋ͥ̆̕͟͝ả̸̸̱̹̮̼̈́͡m̡͙̝̮̱͆ͦ̏ͥ̓͟m̸͚ͫ̅̊͑̓̋͆̿̆ä̶̖̞̯̰̮͉̼́͐͆ŗ̹̗ͯ̈͡ ͈̝͖ͫͣ̉̇̚w̧̪͉ͮ̇̂͊͛̎ͥ̎̽́ĩ̢̢͖̩̱̪̳̰̅̐͆͆̓l͚̣ͨ͐̌ͅl͚̰̟͛̄̇̑̎ͤ̚͘ ̷̘͙̠̘̫̯͚́̄͋̋̓̎͛̓̚͡b̸̞͐̿͂̚e̵̩̗̯̟̠ͯ̔ͦͩ̍̇͞ ̷̖̰̟͍͕ͫ͗̎ẗ̤̤͎̥̙͕͎̳͛ͨͅh̼̞̳̆̽͋̊̕͠e̪̪͖̱̼̞̣ͨ̈́ ̵̨̡̟̼̺̱͔ͭͩ̄̃̚ĺ̋͂̎̍ͦ̽̓͏͚͓͉͍̞͍ͅa̒͗͏̺͍̘̩͕̝s̨̰̲̗̬͖̘̼̹͂͊͛̂t͚͚ͭ͑̀̓̍ͅ ͥ̏̀̌͊͏̧̰̤̪̲͖͔̦̙t̶̯͍͉̓̌̎̐ͮ͛h̝͔͎̲͙̣̐̅ͦ̅̊́iͥͣ͊ͬ̆ͣ̂ͣ͏͕̮̰̖̦͙͍͔̀n̢̧͍̩̞͉̯͛̉̅̇g̶͓̝̳̈́̓͢ ̫̲̳͇ͧ͛ͥ̕̕t̟̠̏̿͑̃͠͞o̙̘̗̝̳ͣ̿̊ͮ̑͊̐͢ ͍̭͙͓͈͚̤͖͐ͮ̓̍͑ͣ̀̈̂͘ȁ̰̻̟̳̪ͤ͞ṉ̢͓͚̅ͪ̐ͩ̒ͫͥ͟͢ͅn̖̰ͭ̇͡o͍̲̹͉̦̬̱̮͚ͩ̾͊̾̋̑́́́y̸̬̭̖͓̞̫̥ͭ͌͂ͨ̎̂ ̻ͮͮ̈̃̈́̊ͩ͗́y̅͡҉̸̻̱̬̺̯̺͈o̟̙̭̘͇̥̿ͬ̀͠͠u̅҉̢̦̟̭͎͈̝̬͙.͇̮̪ͯ̔̋ͧ̋͝ͅ
̥̦̩̘͍̫̂̐̎́͑̃̑ͧ̂̀T̻͇͚̯̃̌̀ͦͯͦ̓̍͐́h͇̞͓̮͖̬̤͙̀̅̚ą̴̯̬̝̑ͦt̬͔̬̗̻̑͑͛̉ͮ́ ̧̞̥̘̹̙̈ͬ̕w̬͖̘͉̣̜ͭͯ̈͑͘͞ą̶̘̘̝̲̞̈ͥͤy̤̲̞̰̰͔͚̪̙͆ͪ͋͆̂͂̅ͪ̑ ̦̙̒̆̈́̂t̸̸̟͕̦̪̱̟̜̅ͅh͉͚̱̲̼ͤ͝ē͈̰̠̮̓̄͜ ͓̙͇̹̪̠̺̩ͩͥ̐͡g̷̹̤̳̺̪̾̆ͣ͘r̷̝͖̮ͥa̧͗̈́̀̓̌̀ͬ҉̯̮̻̬͈m̸̮͉͚̾̉̊ͦ͡m͙̝͙͎̲͔͌̋͐̊̕͝ā̧͍̱̈́̊ͅr̭͚͔̭̰̪͔̦̀̄ ̴̶̲͖̺̠ͫ̄̃́w̜͓̺̜̗͎̣̮̭͆̎̎ͤ̓̇̄͜͝͝i̱̭ͣ̒ͮͣͪ̅ͮ̄̃l̵̛͔̞̬̜̟͓̺̠͚͆̅̇͑ͥ̈͆l̷̠̖̣͈̥̟̽ͨ͞ ̤͎̹̒ͧ͌͢b̵̙̠̽ͭ̽͑͡e̘̥ͯ̄ ͕̭̞̳͍̋̾ͨ̓͛͢͡t̴̳̭͙͉ͦͤ̈́̏̾͋̓͛ͭ́ḩ̟̱͍̰̲͋͗ͦ̃ͅȩ̵̷̘̬͚̠͕̩̠̬̇ͥ̅͋̑̒ͧ ̪̯̪͚̮ͬͦ͢l̰̱͓̱̹̮̙̬ͯ̈́̍̈͆̏̚̕a̢̫̥͙͓̻ͩ̔ͥͥ̎̈́͋̿s̷̢̞͚ͭ̌ͬͫ̇̎́̚t̡ͩ͋̀̔̎ͧ͗ͮ҉͕̪̮̳̝͘ ̨̳͕͈ͬ̉̅ͥț̶̡̳ͮͤ̇h̴̵̺͙̖ͮ̀̚i͎̠͉̗͍̝̻̻͊ͭͫ̽̕͞n̩̯ͫ͌̑͐̕gͯ̿͗҉̗͓͙̪̦̥̟ ̮̰̗̌ͤͧ̇͠͠t͒͑̚҉͔̕ͅö̵̘͇͍̲͚͖͖̿̐ͪ̎͟ ͚̘̹̰͉̫͔̭͔̒͛͋͠a̱̙͌́́n͖̙̹̬̖̜̭͚̓̐̌̅ͅn̙̲̺͂̏͆̀͊͘͡ơ̻̰̼̮̤̖̆̕y̳̻̙̲̩͆͊̒̍ͭͣ͢͞ ̸̦̍ͭỹ̢̠̫̝̓ͤ̒̕ö́͗̆ͮͦ͏̟̖̙̜͟u̵̗̝̜͇ͤͩ͑̊͑ͪ̄͋̓̀.̵̥̯̝̯̹̓̆ͥ̃̾ͬ̆̓͘͝
EDIT: Wow good job Shane. You can contain Zalgo to where it's supposed to stay.
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