Stoopid things you say in real life

[Swordmaster Link]

I realized the other night that I say things specific to when I'm playing Smash 64 with my friends. "Assmonkey" seems to be something that I say pretty frequently...and none of us play as DK.

[smol Kat]

^oh lord I have a whole set of vulgarities reserved for playing Mario Kart and I will not be posting them

[Apiary Tazy]

Oh, I am also the king of vulgarities.

[StarryPeach]

[QUOTE="Swordmaster Link, post: 1562287, member: 15648"]I realized the other night that I say things specific to when I'm playing Smash 64 with my friends. "Assmonkey" seems to be something that I say pretty frequently...and none of us play as DK. [/QUOTE]
[spoiler="for potential gross"]Reminds me of a few times when my friends and I were playing Mario Party (I don't recall which one) and one of us called Toad "assfungus" for some reason I can't remember.[/spoiler]
[QUOTE="nyankat, post: 1562315, member: 37303"]^oh lord I have a whole set of vulgarities reserved for playing Mario Kart and I will not be posting them[/QUOTE]
Curiosity piqued, but I won't ask.

[smol Kat]

You'll see, I'm sure :P

[ScottyMcGee]

oh haha curses

When I'm really flustered mine don't even make sense. It's just a nonsensical string of animal names and curses with some incoherent phrases.

Granted, I rarely curse when I'm with my friends. It's mostly when I'm playing online against random people I don't know. My friends irl kind of suck at video games so I never reach that level of frustration.

This weekend at a wedding I attended, I realized that I always say "Vamanos!" whenever my friends and I head somewhere. But I always say it like "VamaNOSSS!". Sometimes I say it in a silly way like "VamaNOOSE!" It didn't hit me until someone said, "Please, stop that."

[Bomby]

I pronounce "yeah" like "gyeah." MC Eiht was a bad influence on me.

[Deepfake]

Sometimes I do actually say really dumbass stuff like "sorry about that" and "I care about your human emotions" and "I respect you" when we all know it's a total load and I'm just an evil despot bent on owning all NES games at any cost #deepthoughts

[Valigarmander]

I unironically use the word "embiggen."

[Marilink]

My expletive of choice is "balls." If something really upsets me, I might add "and dicks" or maybe even "and wieners."

[Apollo the Just]

I say "neato" a lot more than anyone should ever say "neato"

[DarkZero]

Why do I say "yo" as much as I do

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

"Oh yeah?" I say it a lot when I ain't paying attention. It is stupid because it is obvious I am not paying attention but it is the best I can do.

[Puddin]

The way I speak is a weird combination of Ed and Double-D from EEnE. I also verb words a lot, and I tend to use phrases most people my age don't use (such as sarcastically saying "perish the thought!") Oh and people say my laughter sounds like Woody the Woodpecker.