-walked out of the house three days in a row without closing the garage door... or the door TO the garage first. [and this isn't the first time he's done that, either...]
-thrown out bank statements, including a credit card replacement. [WHICH HE DID LAST YEAR TOO.]
-lit the stove on fire and spent about two minutes standing in front of it panicking like a Sims character. I had to put the fire out myself.
-Left ground beef and ground turkey on the counter at room temperature for five hours straight because he "didn't know where to put it". Apparently, it never occurred to him to try putting it inside this thing called the "Refrigerator" that is literally less than a meter away from the countertop...
-Tried to make BBQ pulled pork in the crockpot... and never turned it on.
-Ignored his "Fuel level low" light for about two days, then was surprised his car ran out of gas.
-Flushed a washcloth down the toilet, causing it to back up and then walked away, letting the toilet flood all over the second floor. Guess who got to clean that up?
-Stepped in dog crap and smeared it all over the kitchen floor
-Dropped a can of soda on the ground and then opened it.
-mistook a bottle of Captain Morgan's for Coconut Water. (And INSISTS that he doesn't need glasses...) By the way, he didn't even pour himself a glass, he picked up teh much larger glass bottle of Captain Morgan's and started drinking from it.
-Ran the dishwasher for me... with the cups upside down and put handsoap inside the dishwasher.
-Made the same wrong turn down a one-way road three times in the span of half an hour.
I'm afraid if I move to another town or even another state (like if I get the Disney internship) i'll return to find him in the Darwin awards...
