$500 Challenge

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^^ No and...

^ No.

>=[

[Random User]

But it is.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^ Maybe not.

[Random User]

It surely is.

[b l a n k]

^ But Ben can't play anything. Just sits there smelling weird.

Then we'll bash their heads together to make instant percussion.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^^ Do you have proof?

^ Sounds violent and illegal.

[Random User]

^The proof is in the pudding.

[Red]

Violent interactions with people via my awesome guitar skills, shall serve as a front for my drug/sex smuggling ring. Truck loads of money be mine.

[Deepfake]

^ Let's assume you do.

Nah. You don't have a consensus here, and that will just lead to poor decision making.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^^^ I ate the pudding.

^^ But what about your oath to uphold justce?

^ What's that? I can't hear you under the assumptions.

[Random User]

^Well then you can't very well prove me wrong.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^ The burden of proof is yours.

[Random User]

I have my proof, but you ate it, so I guess we'll have to wait for a good few hours until it is out again.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^ Correction. You claim that you had proof, but you cannot even prove it ever existed.

Also, my acids are especially potent; your wait is futile.

[Random User]

Well then it appears we have reached an impasse.

Considering my proof that I had Canadian money would be that same money, and the proof was in the pudding you ate, you ate my 500 dollars.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^ Let's assume I'm correct.

[Random User]

But that doesn't matter, because you ate my 500 dollars.

[Red]

^^ But what about your oath to uphold justce?

I had my fingers crossed behind my back.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^^ It was my pudding anyway. You gotta be more careful where you put your money.

^ I went back in time and altered history so that you didn't. Think back.

[Red]

I went back in time and shot you, before you could alter history.