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MeowMan · #21

In Arkansas, the age of consent is "When you know what sex is."

Crazyswordsman · #22

What I thought of when I saw this topic:

If you have a hammer, please, don't hammer in the morning. -CSM

(on a more serious note, we'll stop jaywalking when drivers STOP STICKING THEIR FRONTS IN THE CROSSWALK WHEN THEY STOP (and doing 50 in a "Twenty is plenty" zone when I'm about to cross the street))

#23

Crazyswordsman wrote:(on a more serious note, we'll stop jaywalking when drivers STOP STICKING THEIR FRONTS IN THE CROSSWALK WHEN THEY STOP (and doing 50 in a "Twenty is plenty" zone when I'm about to cross the street))

Dux is not you · #24

Uh, sorry about my bad English, but what's "jaywalking"?

Is that a dance move Jay invented?

Bomby · #25

Crazyswordsman wrote:(on a more serious note, we'll stop jaywalking when drivers STOP STICKING THEIR FRONTS IN THE CROSSWALK WHEN THEY STOP (and doing 50 in a "Twenty is plenty" zone when I'm about to cross the street))

Oh, believe me, drivers suck just as much as pedestrians. I'm not talking about "jaywalking" as in "oops I stepped outside of the crosswalk line" so much as "oops I obliterated the crosswalk line on a busy road."

#26

^^Jaywalking is when someone crosses the street 'unsafely'. It's a crime, in the same sense that synchronised swimming is a sport.

Dux is not you · #27

Cool, I'm a jaywalking prodigy.

I guess it's a crime here, but our Transit Code is rarely enforced anyway.

United Nations · #28

#3 is soooo true. Granted I'm at JCPenney's so it's JCP Cash, but still. No it cannot be combined with other coupons. It's free money! You get $10 off a $25 purchase. It's not my fault you can't use it four times on a $100 purchase. Maybe you should just save your money and not spend so much. We make the rules, it's our coupon. If you don't like it, then remember that it's FREE MONEY.

Speed · #29

*pokes head in*

I was miles away but I had the vague sense Rashida Jones was mentioned.

DarkZero · #30

Crazyswordsman wrote:What I thought of when I saw this topic:

If you have a hammer, please, don't hammer in the morning. -CSM

I really wanted to post that, but I kept forgetting.

Bomby · #31

User Name wrote:#3 is soooo true. Granted I'm at JCPenney's so it's JCP Cash, but still. No it cannot be combined with other coupons. It's free money! You get $10 off a $25 purchase. It's not my fault you can't use it four times on a $100 purchase. Maybe you should just save your money and not spend so much. We make the rules, it's our coupon. If you don't like it, then remember that it's FREE MONEY.

Ugh. Exactly. Of course, in my experience, if you describe it as "free money" then some people will think it's the same thing as cash, and won't understand why it can't be used on charity items and gift cards. In our case, it doesn't help that our advertisements always say that it can be used on "Anything in the store. And we mean everything. It's like getting paid to shop! The more you know, the more you Kohl's."

Oops, I trailed off into one of the many commercials I hear 20,000 times per day. My apologies. At least it wasn't one of the 13 Taylor Swift songs they play on repeat every day.

Customer service in general can be a very trying experience on days when your patience is running low. Perhaps I should make a play. Maybe I'll call it RETAIL! The Musical.

Speed wrote:I was miles away but I had the vague sense Rashida Jones was mentioned.

Why would she not be? Adding Rashida Jones to a thread, TV show, or movie increases its quality by at least 78.4%. Sometimes higher. There are few other actresses that can rival that number. Aubrey Plaza. Son Ye-jin. Bae Doona. Maybe Lizzy Caplan on a good day. And, of course, that lovable Hong Kong pop duo Twins, which is miraculous because most of the things they're in tend to be generic commercial rubbish. They're just so adorable! Now time for a completely unnecessary image posting:

Still, I have a tendency to consider Rashida Jones #1 in this aspect, at least for now. Also, I should really get a girlfriend. Too bad my friends and I didn't get the cute waitress at that restaurant we went to on Saturday. I would've totally flirted with her and tried to get her number and stuff. Never hurts to try, right?

United Nations · #32

Bomby Dada wrote:Ugh. Exactly. Of course, in my experience, if you describe it as "free money" then some people will think it's the same thing as cash, and won't understand why it can't be used on charity items and gift cards. In our case, it doesn't help that our advertisements always say that it can be used on "Anything in the store. And we mean everything. It's like getting paid to shop! The more you know, the more you Kohl's."

Oops, I trailed off into one of the many commercials I hear 20,000 times per day. My apologies. At least it wasn't one of the 13 Taylor Swift songs they play on repeat every day.

Customer service in general can be a very trying experience on days when your patience is running low. Perhaps I should make a play. Maybe I'll call it RETAIL! The Musical.

Ugh, I hear you. Our motto is: No Exclusions. Can you guess how many times a day we get to hear that thrown back in our faces?

At least your music sounds like it's from the 2000's. We got a new line of clothing in our store called Mango. That part of the store now has hardwood flooring, chandeliers, and, get this, it's own music. So now we not only get to hear U2, Kelly Clarkson, and a whole bunch of unknown 80's and 90's songs that now we all know by heart, but now it's all playing in the background at the same time as the new updated songs like Pink and Cee Lo's songs. Double the music, double the headache.

My five stupid questions of the day:
"Excuse me, do you work here?" Nope, just found this lanyard and walkie talkie on the ground.
"Do you sell any skirts here?" Only in every section of half the store.
"Do you sell any car parts here?" Maybe you're looking for Sears?
"Do you know where the bathroom is?" Yes...
"I bought this a few years ago and I took off the tags and I don't have the receipt. Can I return it?" Uh...maybe a few years ago you could.

Valigarmander · #33

Bomby Dada wrote:8. Rashida Jones is hot.
Like, really, really hot.

I'd say she's an 8. At the very most.

Bomby · #34

I might have said that at first if I had only seen pictures. There's more to it than her looks. She just exudes a classiness and likability that propel her ahead of the competition. Because of that, the more I've seen her, the better looking she's become to me.

Based solely on looks, I'd probably go with Son Ye-jin. Although she also has talent and classiness contributing to my opinion of her, so... yeah.

They both have really sexy voices.