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Guys can you help me

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Post by Deepfake » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:37 am

SD Keeps biting me "accidently" and sometimes at night she talks in her sleep about "delicious brains" although I might have misheard her saying something about "nutritious grains"

Is there a possibility I married a zombie? I've researched it a bit, and while she hasn't made any clear attempts on my life I don't think this would be the first instance.

ref: YouTube - You're A Zombie Now (Original)
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:58 am

the only way to tell is to shoot her in the face with a shotgun
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Post by Deepfake » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:27 am

sound advice I will followthrough and let you know the results
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Post by Jere » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:36 am

or you could just plant some grains outside, if she eats them instead you're safe.

Alternatively try to see if she smells fishy.
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Post by Bad Dragonite » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:42 am

Samurai Champloo references yay ftw

Funny, I saw this last night whilst wiki-ing for Romero's dead series. I've been putting off posting til now-

Oh seems you have everything sorted then. But if she is a zombie won't she still die if she sustains the shotgun blast to the brain? You still couldn't tell I'm afraid. :/

Also, how much wasabi has SD consumed recently?
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Post by Deepfake » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:58 am

Well now she's really mad at me and I think she's probably def a zombie since she's still alive.
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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:34 am

If SD started biting me, I'd say "keep doing that".

I mean, I'd shoot her for being a zombie.
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Post by Bad Dragonite » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:42 am

Not only a zombie, but a zombie that can take a shotgun blast to the face and not die a second time!
O_O

A new classification. Dragon-cat-lady-zombie, perhaps?
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Post by Bomby » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:50 am

The problem, AI, is that you're actually a gingerbread man.
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Post by Deepfake » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:07 am

That would explain a lot. I guess I shouldn't have tried to shoot her in the face then. Cunky your advice was not good.
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Post by Jere » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:27 pm

hmmm your a zombie now just begs for the song in the army now.

Brain vacation in a foreign land.
Slowly rotting eating all you can,
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

You're a member of a undead clan.
Looking like auntie Barbara-An
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

You are as braindead as a pile of goo.
intestines far behind and smells like poo.
You're a Zombie now
Ohhhooohhh
Your're a zombie now.

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YouTube - You're in the army now STATUS QUO
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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:51 pm

I wish I had a wife that valued me for my brains and bites me every now and then.
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:06 pm

TOO SCHOOL FOR COOL wrote:That would explain a lot. I guess I shouldn't have tried to shoot her in the face then. Cunky your advice was not good.
at least i can spell names right :mad:
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Post by Tyler » Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:20 pm

A zombie wife? Just ask for an old brain from the hospital, bring it home, and in the middle of the night, check if she's already or is eating it. If she is, she's a zombie, or just a girl who LOVES to eat brains. If not, well then, maybe she just loves brains and loves to bite stuff.
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:37 pm

TOO SCHOOL FOR COOL wrote:Well now she's really mad at me and I think she's probably def a zombie since she's still alive.
did you double tap?
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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Post by Marilink » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:07 pm

Have her bite Chichiri. It's a win-win situation:

Option 1: The cat's normal and your wife isn't a zombie. Success!
Option 2: ZOMBIE KITTY OMG YES SUCCESS
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Post by Galefore » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:19 pm

For the record, that dude's songs are brilliant.

Also, YOU NEED A CHAINSAW AND YOU NEED IT NOW.
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Post by Jailbreaker » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:24 pm

Mr.M wrote:If she is, she's a zombie, or just a girl who LOVES to eat brains.
I wonder which is worse...
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Post by X-3 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:24 pm

Perform CPR.
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Post by Apollo the Just » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:04 am

[quote="*Bryan]Dragon[/quote]

I'M SORRY WHAT

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ahem. I concur with ML's plan. Zombie kitty would kind of be the best thing since [strike]dragons[/strike"] forever.
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