You guys are lucky that the janitors haven't gone on strike yet. (Warning: Gross)

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You guys are lucky that the janitors haven't gone on strike yet. (Warning: Gross)

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:18 pm

Because these people in CSU apparently aren't even potty-trained yet! -_- or if not, they're drunk and just have no sense of anything.

You know that Greater internet ****wad theory, how people with anonymity and no consequences are total jerks? Well I'm surprsied it took a Quake Tournament and Penny Arcade to point that out - They should have just used public bathrooms, libraries, and computer labs to prove this.


Lessee, several times I've encountered:

-Crap on a floor. And I mean excrement.
-Dried crap on the doorknob. (I nearly vomited)
-People who can't somehow flush the toilet. No, we don't have automatic toilets that are busted, these are people who can't reach behind them and pull on the knob
-Deliberately flooded toilets. People apparently don't know you're not supposed to flush paper towels down the toilet, we have garbage cans for that.
-People who don't wash their hands. Seriously? Are you guys trying to get Hepatitis?
-overhearing people having sex in the bathroom. What the hell, that's public. Are you trying to get Hepatitis?
-Seeing a couple grope each other in the library. I'm talking second base, here. I just stood up and walked right on out before they got a home run.
-Crap in a sink.
-Crap in a urinal
-Someone from Band camp who tried to flush a tee-shirt down the toilet.
-A bloody tampon stuck to the ceiling of the library, and it was there for awhile. WTF? Well I certainly wouldn't want to touch it, but why in the heck would you throw that on the ceiling?! That's just gross.
-Urine stains on the library floor. At least I hope those are urine stains...they could be beer stains, which leads to the next thing:
-Keyboards that smell like sour beer and aren't functional because some idiot had spilled beer all over them.
-Crap in a trash can.
-Cracked monitors. (some of our computer monitors, especially the public ones, are CRTs)
-Melted ice cream all over the books.


Obviously people wouldn't do that stuff in their own homes or to their own property. The stuff they have to pay to fix.

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Post by X-3 » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:42 pm

This is related, so I will post it

I've got a story too!

Someone apparently left poop near a staircase at my school last year.

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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:44 pm

X-3 wrote:I've got a story too!

Someone apparently left poop near a staircase at my school last year.
this is the greatest post ever, just for the word poop.

i am so ****ing childish for giggling.
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:40 am

...

I am very thankful this never happened in any of my schools.

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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:34 am

Yeah, when we cleaned at one of the Universities, it was the worst, most disgusting use of bathrooms I've ever seen (and that includes cleaning primary school bathrooms, where sometimes the kids just aren't very capable). These people are supposedly "adults", but they act like goddamn infants. They don't have the excuse of "I'm a baby, I'm too young to know what poop is".

There's a reason we get paid so well. *shrug*
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Post by Jenocide » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:43 am

Poopers

The worst thing I've come across is a bloody tampon on the cafeteria floor...

And one time when I went to the bathroom, someone wrote on the toilet paper dispenser, "University Diplomas. Take one."

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Post by CaptHayfever » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:37 am

^Haha, that's actually pretty good. (The diplomas joke, that is.)

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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:02 am

I only had problems in high school, when the custodial staff were on strike. Some idiots threw some raw eggs, on the notion that if the school became too much of a biohazard, we'd all get days off.

Oh, and then there was this one time a window was left open. Apparently, some squirrels got in and ransacked the place. Complete disaster. My friend and I tried to peek in through the window on the door, but the custodian behind me said "Hey." We turned around. He slowly shook his head from side to side. We left.

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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:28 am

^ Yeah. "Squirrels".
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Post by Ace Mercury » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:44 am

Squirrels in Canada are fierce. They have four legs, antlers, and are as big as a...

Oh, wait.

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Post by Gumchum » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:47 am

I never had those problems at college, but I did see someone piss himself in a vacant lot in Chicago. Not nearly the same, I know, but still hilarious.

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:09 am

I've never run into any bloody tampons, but I've found enough condoms on the bathroom floor to stem the spread of HIV on the entire African continent.

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Post by Bad Dragonite » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:24 pm

On the subject of squirrels, the ones that used to be near us had danm good aim... One actually hit me directly on the side of my neck making me cringe for a moment. I then heard him chuckle afterwards... and they were as big as dogs, whatever that is worth...

On the subject of bad cleaning, I remember one school I went to someone left some toilet paper on the floor in the corner of the cafeteria/gym bathroom. It stayed there for the entire year. I could have made a time lapse vid had I taken a picture of it everyday, but I don't think it would be a very appealing sight...
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:02 pm

I remember back when I was younger, some manner of animal had got into the classroom and took a **** right in the middle of it, and we had to be relocated to another class
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:16 pm

On the subject of squirrels, I once saw a squirrel trying to carry an empty cup of coffee (think like those biodegradable cardboard-esque ones) up a tree. The cup had to have been bigger than it was.

Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds wrote:Yeah, when we cleaned at one of the Universities, it was the worst, most disgusting use of bathrooms I've ever seen (and that includes cleaning primary school bathrooms, where sometimes the kids just aren't very capable). These people are supposedly "adults", but they act like goddamn infants. They don't have the excuse of "I'm a baby, I'm too young to know what poop is".

There's a reason we get paid so well. *shrug*


I honestly think it's a mix between "We're drunk off our asses" and the whole GIFT. :/ it seems people are all, "oh, it's college - I don't have to pay for this crap" and feel free to make a mess.

Although some of it is like...uhm...what? Like that bloody tampon on the ceiling. >.<;

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Post by Deepfake » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:34 am

Someone who didn't care wanted to **** with you. Simple as that.

College is a good reason to disagree with the whole "people are inherently good" idea.
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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:10 am

Culmination of Horrible wrote:Someone who didn't care wanted to **** with you. Simple as that.

College is a good reason to disagree with the whole "people are inherently good" idea.

As well as pretty much a good 60% of people out there. :P (I work at a bloody Subway.)

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