Guy that eat all the pizza....

Nomyt · #1

Okay. So I've been playing D&D for a number of years now. And there always been two rules

Rule 1 is Unless DMing or holding the game at you house, bring food and drink for everyone.

Over the last month or so, we've had a new guy join. He got told the rules and ignores this one. Starting to annoy some of us. There was big pizza brought in and I got a slice (was DMing to be fair, trying to think and eat isn't my strong point.) , and everyone else had one or two. But he wolfed down five slices.

Not to mention he drank about....half a bottle of coke while three others had less than a cup full.

Not to mention he playing the game like an inbred.....but that's another story.

Valigarmander · #2

Kill him. I'm sure he'll have some good loot.

Jere · #3

Tip two:
Don't Powerlevel Him!

Ace Mercury · #4

Yeah, that guy suck.

Sim Kid · #5

Tell this person that he really should let some others have food. :/

Dungeons and Dragons: "You have two cows. You have to perform a skill check every time you attempt to milk them, and have to perform a spot check to see how many udders there are. You then roll a one and spray the milk right into the cat's mouth."

Metal Man · #6

Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

#7

There's always the secret art of "Punching him in the face"

Great for Negotiation.

Ace Mercury · #8

^ I didn't know it was a secret. I guess all these people think that I'm a good person to share secrets with. =/

Nomyt · #9

Metal Man wrote:Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

I might do something like that actually. For ever piece of Peperoni on the slice a ninja goblin appears.....hmmmm*strikes thinking type pose*...

Deepfake · #10

GREEN ARCHER NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Rainbow Dash · #11

BLUE WIZARD SHOT THE FOOD

Nomyt · #12

^^ Green Archer should have thought about that before leaving the town without buying supplies.

^ Blue Wizard rolled a 4. Shot missed and hit Red Cleric for 1d6+wis mod

Annnd back to topic. He brought Pizza this week and even DMed. Alls right with the group.....still might stick a few extra opponents on him next time.