8:30 AM. Someone comes up, and walks right into the sandwich vein.
I ask, "Whoa dude, you okay?" But he doesn't respond.
You know those games like Morrowind where NPCs get something in their way and try to walk through it? Well that's
EXACTLY what this guy was trying to do. Finally, he just said,
"Maaan! This wasn't here last time I was in engineering!"
I just looked over at the dumbstruck manager and said, "This is going to be a long five and a half hour shift, isn't it?"
Homecoming week.
Adult: asdfkjhasdklgjeqwkljbqkljthewry.
Me: "Uhm, sir, I can't understand you."
Adult: hkjshdgalksghqwgqoiu
Me: "Can you spit the tobacco out, please?" (I smelled Tobacco)
*he gets out of line...walks over to a dip to the carpeted area, then
spits the big ol gob of tobacco out ON THE CARPET before coming back in line.*
Me: "That'll be $10.40."
High school band camper: O.O "FOR A SANDWICH?"
Me: "That's $6.75 for the sandwich, and $3 for the bags of chips he stuffed in your backpack."
Me: "Your total comes to $5.34."
Customer: "WTF Man that's not $5!"
Me: "Sales tax." *eyeroll*
Customer: "I'm reporting you to the BBB For false advertisement!"
Me: "Good luck with that."
Customer: Does the orchard chicken salad have bugs in it?
Manager: ...What?!
Customer: Yeah, bugs.
Manager: Nope, it shouldn't. It had chicken, mayonnaise, celery, cranberries, and raisins.
Customer: oh it does have bugs in it - wait, I meant raisins.
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Me: "CSU Subway this is Sim Kid speaking, how can I help you?"
Customer: Yeah, I'd like to order an 18-foot party sub.
Me: "Okay, which kind?" *takes out the ordering form*
Customer: Blablablabla...this that...this kind...this and that...more or less....and that. Put it on the white-and-wheat-braided-bread.
Me: "When do you want to pick it up?"
Customer: 10:30
Me: "What date?"
Customer: ....TODAY!
Me: WAIT-SIR-
*click*
Sure enough at 10:30, he's right there and says, "HEY! WHERE'S MY PARTY ORDER?" and didn't believe the manager when she said that he has to give
more than two and a half hours' notice before placing a party order. :| I had to physically show him the part on the "Party subs order form" where it says, "Please give at least 24-hours notice when placing a party sub order" before he realized that we weren't just lazy and it actually
WAS physically impossible to have made an 18-foot party sub on the white-wheat cross within the timespan of two and a half hours. (Dude, the bread's probably not even done BAKING in that timespan!) So then the dude decided to just buy 18 footlongs, cut them into thirds, and proceeded to hog Subway for about an hour while all the students in line were angry at him. :mad:
Customer: Excuse me, your Sprite's out of syrup.
Me: Okay, lemme get it refilled. *shouts to the back*
Customer: *is dumping the
ENTIRE 32-oz cup of soda water and ice on the floor....and it's in the middle of the lunch rush*
Me: ...Sir? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Customer: Oh sorry, I missed.
Me: *thinking, "Yeah right, you're
a friggin METER away from the soda drain, HOW CAN YOU MISS unless your hand-eye coordination is really
THAT bad."* ugggh.....
(Now somebody has to mop it up, and there were already at least forty customers in line and we had to ask 'em all to move. And, for the rest of the day, we have a bunch of customers slipping)
Me: Do you want Parmesan or Oregano?
Customer: ...On what?
Me: ...On the sandwich?
