People who act tough in threads, then cry like babies when I question their beliefs.

Rainbow Dash · #41

Bats with Hats wrote:ok, we can work with this until you realize you are just a wannabe :smug:

i enjoy doing things forever :smuggo:

Jailbreaker · #42

Deku Trii wrote:

WIN. Also,

Metal Man wrote:you're the one and only person ... you and those other people

What?

Metal Man · #43

Robotic Operating Buddy wrote:What?

I revised it multiple times; the earlier revision noted multiple people, then I decided that it was dumb to generalize that far based on one remark.

Though in hindsight I should have maximized the dumbness factor, as the entertainment value of those wacky statements surpasses the actual usefulness of them.

Don't bother trying to understand it, I've already figured out that nothing I say makes any sense to VGFers. :p

Zaden · #44

Metal Man wrote:I have this feeling there is a FASCINATING story behind how somehow CaptHayfever and Boo can walk on water, while I deserve an anvil to the face for existing.

FASCINATING story behind how somehow CaptHayfever and Boo can walk on water, while I deserve an anvil to the face

behind how somehow CaptHayfever and Boo can walk on water, while I deserve an anvil

CaptHayfever and Boo can walk on water, while I deserve

Boo can walk on water

Rubber Band Man · #45

Metal Man wrote:I revised it multiple times; the earlier revision noted multiple people, then I decided that it was dumb to generalize that far based on one remark.

Though in hindsight I should have maximized the dumbness factor, as the entertainment value of those wacky statements surpasses the actual usefulness of them.

Don't bother trying to understand it, I've already figured out that nothing I say makes any sense to VGFers. :p

That's because almost nothing you say makes sense.

Metal Man · #46

#bowbow wrote:That's because almost nothing you say makes sense.

Fie, a foul pie lie! Dark distrust dedication dooms dire dementia! Distraught echoes of red ice encircle for a dervish!

The Lotus Leaf of discontentment is in the air, anyway. Alternating statements of pi * lambda chi cross the rivers of time as That Guy and Chunky play slot machine poker over who is the under-case smuggler of tired vacuum cleaners, while others chuckle at the phantasmal chaos of my previous disenchantment doctrine to probe to Star Trek Voyager. Alas, it was but a farce, for attempts at meaning are research products made in Holland by insane cheese doctors.

So then the electric popsicle sticks come into play, and the beavers of radioactive radishes attack with their hockey sticks of wrath. Hogwash, says an enraged beetle: "A God am I" is the best book of the century. For the end of house Hollenzenhorn was nigh; a distant lute played in the distance as the final foot-hole of destruction unleashed its fury in Bombay. Fires of rage and merriment wept from skies of unknown confusion! Fie, it's an Englishman I smell! Best to burn 'im out with the power of the Slap Chop, I say! BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINKBOINKBOINK PINGAS PINGAS BOINK ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

--Not like anyone here was going to understand my original response, anyway.

Though thanks for confirming my hypothesis.

YouTube · #47

^I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole. I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn. Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness. The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings. Nightshade is shadows in all honest blinks that sort through the bile of newborn plagues, instant warmth is a mother's milk in dreams before anything was ever evil. In seconds the sun is beating like drums in all hearts eat the ear of noise. The sensual violence of lust is all the assurance you will ever need to know the worth of life.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number 058!"

Zaden · #48

a distant lute played in the distance

:lol:

Metal Man · #49

CaptHayfever wrote:^I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole. I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn. Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness. The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings. Nightshade is shadows in all honest blinks that sort through the bile of newborn plagues, instant warmth is a mother's milk in dreams before anything was ever evil. In seconds the sun is beating like drums in all hearts eat the ear of noise. The sensual violence of lust is all the assurance you will ever need to know the worth of life.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number 058!"

*Nods* Endless suffering indeed. It is a much dreary dreadful circumstance how they are harmed by the newborn plagues their self-flaggelation causes to themselves as the nameless slug burns from the sun of noise. Dark piques curse all who try to scribe the ancient tablet of twisted meaning as their own darkest heart of hearts is resolved before them in macabre glory.

Awalk does the Boo of water, for he possesses the power of utmost silence.

#50

Ish da.

X-3 · #51

do not highlight spoiler, do not proceed, do not leave, copypasta yeah

Bats with Hats wrote:yes, it was me. in old wot threads. i remember x-3 or something saying "oh chunky is doing it now too"

I recall saying something like that in the past, now that you bring it up.

I gazed into Metal Man's post, searching for a true meaning. [spoiler]Slowly, my sanity was lost inside a tsunami, bringing up ancient creatures from the depths of the ocean. As I descended further into madness, strange visions of an abnormal non-euclidean city clouded my thoughts. As I explored this city, I cam across a cavern which seemed to stretch into the bowels of the Earth. As I cast my eyes into this cavern, a being beyond description stood, casting it's glance back at me. It was then I awoke, knowing that the stars were right and soon the horror would walk the Earth.[/spoiler]

Rainbow Dash · #52

X-3 wrote:I recall saying something like that in the past, now that you bring it up.

i see how it is :mad:

X-3 · #53

Return of the Groan Button

Oh? Do you truly know this gifted truth? Or have you seen merely a glimpse and made your own ending? Are you the story-teller or the listener? The teacher or the student? The father or the son? The wise old man or the brash youngster? The dying sidekick or the hero? The murderer or the victim? The salesman or the buyer? The movie or the critic? The writer of drawn-out posts or the reader?

Regardless of the meaning of the last paragraph, answer me this, KONGA CHUNKY! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU TRULY KNOW?

Rainbow Dash · #54

that's for me to know and you to find out!

X-3 · #55

I'm okay with that!

Rainbow Dash · #56

are you? are you!?

X-3 · #57

Does a man ever truly understand his heart? Or does he spend his life only being able to speculate it's mysterious natures?

YouTube · #58

^I dunno doc, I feel great but…Join me in the flesh. The mass is all-knowing. Our biology yearns to join with yours. We welcome you to our mass. Shake the tyranny of the individual. Why do you fear that which is perfection? Why do you deny the joys of the mass? If you will not lie down with us, we will rend you to nothingness.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number 427!"

Metal Man · #59

So, remember the lessons that this topic has taught.
1. People who explode when you question their beliefs are silly.
2. Boo and CaptHayfever can walk on water.
3. That Guy is the original guy who spoke in lowercase.
4. AI is fun to confuse with acted out insano-rage.
5. Few people understand the difference between doing what you say is wrong to prove a point and doing it unintentionally and looking silly in the process. (Although to some, the insano-rant was both.)
6. Electric mushrooms fry tonsils of evil geese radically by the radio sunshine.
[spoiler]7. Metal Man's mind is a portal to Lovecraftian insanity.[/spoiler]

Jailbreaker · #60

Good summary, MM.