People who act tough in threads, then cry like babies when I question their beliefs.

[Metal Man]

being edgy only works for me and tg

Truth. (It just looks weird otherwise.)

Perhaps you haven't been around long enough to know, but I'm the instigating jackass/one-liner around here. It's what I do. It pleases me.

Yeah, it's cool, I know the story with that, Zaidon. :p

[X-3]

I, on the other hand, am a plagiarist

I always thought of him as "the caring black guy" of VGF.

[CaptHayfever]

I always thought of him as the "black guy who's not SML or Weapon" of VGF. ;)

You're not actually 'included', heh, I meant AI's mention of you and Boo. I just have no clue what causes him to think you and Boo are special in his thinking. You and Boo are actually pretty cool by comparison, and Boo got mad at a stupid assumption I made rather than something I said that was trying to be polite, so it's cool with me and him. (Val isn't included either, since he was obviously joking.)

Ah, ok, I think I know what's going on now. AI was just showing two different cases of temperamentalism, members like Metal Mario being most likely to explode with rage when provoked, & members like Boo being most likely to laugh it off when provoked.
He wasn't saying "you are talking about these people", but rather "there is a spectrum of reactions & personalities, & here are a couple of examples of that spectrum."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[heh]

i was going to make a joke reading "Is this a self-parody thread" but then i realized i misread the name of the person who posted it. damnit.i would have got like a billions thanks for that post too.

e: also stop stealing my gimmick!!!! you too chunky

[Deepfake]

I made three different responses, then trashed them all, because I realized that if sugar-coating it made me "evil" to you, then I may as well take off my gloves and give you the undiluted version. I don't care to curse usually, but your especially thick-skulled response to my words warrants this rare lapse in my decorum. So here you go; hope you understand it this time. Or maybe you won't, and I'll have to hang blazing neon lights on it and try yet again. God, you're as dense as I am sometimes.

*Ahem*

I don't really give a s#$% about this political correctness business. None of the other places I go to on the internet seem to care much either. In fact, you're the one and only person who claims this bulls#$% about me, and every time I check with everyone else I know, they seem to be first to say you're either lying a green streak or not paying attention to whatever the f#$% I'm saying.

Normally I try to be polite everywhere I go, so as to coat the nasty things I have to say, but for whatever reason, you and those other people think it's some attempt to rip them to pieces. It's just f#$%ing hilarious. I spend my time, wrapping my words in bubble-wrap so I don't accidentally injure someone here, and then BAM! Suddenly I'm super villain for the week because I 'dared to call their argument incomplete.'

What the f#$%? WHAT THE F#$%? What the hell kind of argument is that? That's some real s#$% right there. If your argument is incomplete, then complete it! Heck, go on and call me all the names ya want while you do it. But don't start throwing a temper tantrum over it, then act like I said that in order to rip you to pieces.

'Cause you want to know something? Those words were wrapped in that goddamn bubble wrap so you wouldn't have to listen to this. But if you don't like it, fine!

I'll just do whatever the hell I feel like then, since being polite is an insult to you. Maybe if I rub it in your face just how pretentious you sound when you go around, acting like some smug gentleman, dispensing new-age gimcracks about how the world is this, and the world is that. No it isn't! You just think you have all the answers.

No, I see it right here, in your arrogant little diatribe about how I must suffer for my personality. F#$% that, you're no better than I am! And wouldn't you know it, Boo and CaptHayfever aren't much better than me either.

Which is why it baffles me to no end that I can have a perfectly decent argument with everybody else on the internet... but for these special 'wonder twins' who suddenly are holier than me and therefore can't be contradicted because that 'insults their intelligence.' Really? Reaaaally? Are you really saying that? So what, my intelligence is meaningless? 'Cause you just did the same thing to me with your words!

*Shakes head* You know, AI, sometimes you act very smart, but all you're revealed to me is that sometimes, you're just a hypocrite. Too bad, really... because there isn't any reason for you to be acting this way. You'd think that since we act so much alike, we wouldn't have any problems.

Since there doesn't seem to be any rational reason except for "I find your pain amusing", I'm going to have to ask what bit you in the a#$ years ago to make you feel this way, because I have this feeling there is a FASCINATING story behind how somehow CaptHayfever and Boo can walk on water, while I deserve an anvil to the face for existing. Really. Humor me. What is it, man? Did a time traveling me kick you in the face when you were a baby? Or maybe you got the idea that I kicked puppies from someone?

Lord knows, maybe it'd be easier if I was actually this imaginary person you keep referring to. Then I wouldn't have a personality to be bothered by this bullcr#p people keep spewing about me in these rare cases.

And you types who read this and start laughing at how it sounds... hope you chuckle hard and long. Because that's what this situation is: f#$king absurd. Because for 90% of the world, I bubble-wrap my words and people, as a result, can just sorta let them sit there and move on.

But here? No! Most people here let them sit, but then these special people just friggin' explode!

You'd think I coated them in radium or something. What the f#%k?

TL;DR

Let me guess, you're projecting your delicious, delicious rage at me. Hey, did anyone catch that? MM got angry about someone's opinion.

I always thought of him as the "black guy who's not SML or Weapon" of VGF. ;)
Ah, ok, I think I know what's going on now. AI was just showing two different cases of temperamentalism, members like Metal Mario being most likely to explode with rage when provoked, & members like Boo being most likely to laugh it off when provoked.
He wasn't saying "you are talking about these people", but rather "there is a spectrum of reactions & personalities, & here are a couple of examples of that spectrum."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I wasn't aware it could be taken some other way. Thanks for clarifying, bud.

[Zaden]

Perhaps you haven't been around long enough to know, but I'm the instigating jackass/one-liner around here. It's what I do. It pleases me.

Sorry, I'm still learning.

*reads Metal Man's post again*

Whoa. What's "gimcrack"?

[Gumchum]

[Metal Man]

Let me guess, you're projecting your delicious, delicious rage at me. Hey, did anyone catch that? MM got angry about someone's opinion.

4/10 stars, lacks irritating quips or content. User incapable of responding to criticism of his behavior at all.

Oh well, at least there's that new game where you can go on a Harry Potter killing spree. More interesting than someone who can't read.

i was going to make a joke reading "Is this a self-parody thread" but then i realized i misread the name of the person who posted it. damnit.i would have got like a billions thanks for that post too.

e: also stop stealing my gimmick!!!! you too chunky

there's this guy named bleck on the Overclocked Remix forums

he stole your gimmick

in fact once i drove you insane by quoting his posts verbatim at you

it was funny

[Kargath]

Metal Man, just FYI, there's an combination MST3K/rant place specifically for PPR topics in VGF.
You don't have access, but it exists.
Just remember that before you reply to other topics.

[Deepfake]

User incapable of responding to criticism of his behavior at all.

MM: 2
MM: 0

Auto-erotic inflammation, much?

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

It's cool, everyone. MM was just demonstrating the very thing he's angered by. You know, someone coming into a thread and innocuously offering an opinion, only to have the Big Mister Tough flip their **** and start ranting, apparently carrying on about nothing. You know, "imploding".

Personally, I appreciate the touch, MM. Going the extra yard to deliberately and carefully outline how ridiculous some people act over a simple opinion or gesture. It's really crazy how it happens out of the blue, totally unexpected-like. I tend to assume it's someone completely misunderstanding whatever was said, either due to their reading comprehension or having a preconceived issue with the other guy, then getting stuck on a mindless tangent.

Good thing VGF doesn't have much of that these days.

[Rainbow Dash]

e: also stop stealing my gimmick!!!! you too chunky

do we know who even started doing this first

[Metal Man]

MM: 2
MM: 0

Auto-erotic inflammation, much?

Nah, more like boredom from your response.

It's cool, everyone. MM was just demonstrating the very thing he's angered by.

Well, of course; nobody seemed to get what I was talking about until I gave them a good example.

And, in fact, it would seem I made my point quite well, so sans the weird side-tangent as to who began speaking in lower-case to be 'edgy' first, that's all I have to say in this topic.

Never say I don't know how to pull a good Xanatos gambit. :p

[Zaden]

I always thought of him as "the caring black guy" of VGF.

I think of him more as the 'instigating jackass/one-liner around here' at VGF.

Let me guess, you're projecting your delicious, delicious rage at me.

Rage never TASTED SOOOOOO GOOD.

(Read posts #15, 16, and 17 for context)
You type with your mouth?

[Deepfake]

Nah, more like boredom from your response.



Well, of course; nobody seemed to get what I was talking about until I gave them a good example.

And, in fact, it would seem I made my point quite well, so sans the weird side-tangent as to who began speaking in lower-case to be 'edgy' first, that's all I have to say in this topic.

Never say I don't know how to pull a good Xanatos gambit. :p

Except you going explogasm into a pile of incoherent rambling was entertaining.

[heh]

do we know who even started doing this first

yes, it was me. in old wot threads. i remember x-3 or something saying "oh chunky is doing it now too"

[Rainbow Dash]

i must have developed it on my own, i never look at wot

[spooky scary bearatons]

Well, of course; nobody seemed to get what I was talking about until I gave them a good example.

Not to be an *******. But, turning an obvious fault in your posts into something you intended is a bit stupid.

[heh]

i must have developed it on my own, i never look at wot

ok, we can work with this until you realize you are just a wannabe :smug:

[Metal Man]

Not to be an *******. But, turning an obvious fault in your posts into something you intended is a bit stupid.

Honestly, I don't care anymore.

Except you going explogasm into a pile of incoherent rambling was entertaining.

And?