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Post by Jonnadiah » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:37 pm

Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds wrote:Anyone who's not unrealistically paranoid about touching poison ivy needs to get some more neuroses. Australian in the Ohio parks = irrational conviction that every ivy-like plant is poison ivy. 0_0
I am currently suffering from a rash that has oozed enough yellow fluid to drown an army of babies.

That said, I also approve of teen sex, as long as teen sex isn't thirteen year old sex and the half plus seven age rule applies. (Take the older person's age, divide that by two, add seven to the quotient. That's the minimal age for the younger partner to be.)

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Post by Kargath » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:56 am

Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds wrote:Anyone who's not unrealistically paranoid about touching poison ivy needs to get some more neuroses. Australian in the Ohio parks = irrational conviction that every ivy-like plant is poison ivy. 0_0
Little Kargath: Poison ivy! Don't touch it!
Scoutmaster: That's not poison ivy.
Little Kargath: *phew* OK.
Scoutmaster: It's poison oak.
Little Kargath: :eek:
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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:45 am

AND THEY'RE BOTH OUT TO GET YOU
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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Post by Kargath » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:37 am

:eek: ( :lol: )
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Post by Minukelsus » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:05 am

Two fit babes, eh?
Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds wrote:THEY'RE BOTH OUT TO GET YOU
Who exactly? And wait, you said two? Jesus that's no surprise SD. I always get da crazy chicks stalking me for ma sexy body.... Hmmm must be the Fairie Cologne I splash on everyday, or maybe tis the posh accent, hell god only knows!!! ;)
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Post by CaptHayfever » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:19 am

Poison oak has 5 leaves; your Scoutmaster should've taught you that.

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Post by Kargath » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:04 am

He may have, I was young at the time and can't remember much of it now :p
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:55 pm

DRAMATIC UPDATE DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT, MAY BE TMI FOR PEOPLE, VIEW AT DISCRESION;
Spoiler.
Sex against a tree isn't actually that painful for a girl. Also SD was correct about the tent = horny thing.
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Post by ZeldaGirl » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:13 pm

^ :lol:


Oh Masa, you sly dog.

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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:21 pm

ZeldaGirl wrote:^ :lol:


Oh Masa, you sly dog.
You know it. ;D
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be thankful i never went into more detail is all i can say. XD
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:35 pm

playaaaaa
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:54 am

MASALOBOTOMY wrote:DRAMATIC UPDATE DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT, MAY BE TMI FOR PEOPLE, VIEW AT DISCRESION;
Spoiler.
Sex against a tree isn't actually that painful for a girl. Also SD was correct about the tent = horny thing.
Spoiler.
Actually, the dynamics of sex against a tree can yeild vastly different results. :lol: Things like both your height, the type of tree, if she's wearing padded clothes (like a coat), etc. Congratulations on the eventful camping trip. XDDDDDD
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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Post by Deepfake » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:56 am

God, if there was a mature board here I'm sure I could freak you all out. XD
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Post by Kargath » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:26 am

I hope you have doorlocks in your sharehouse :p
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:30 pm

DELICIOUS POISON wrote:God, if there was a mature board here I'm sure I could freak you all out. XD


XDDDD


Try me. I *dare* you. xD

I say we should petetion for a "Mature + Masahiro Board"
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instead of the trail of ****nut it would be test of ai
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Post by Kargath » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:29 am

Spoiler.
i'm not sure I want to take that test
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:44 am

Spoiler.
i lawluled
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Post by Dux is not you » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:33 pm

OMG KIDDY PRON

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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:59 pm

^ Nah, I'm legal here now. Not that I adheard to that "law" before, but still.
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Post by Galefore » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:07 pm

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