Life

monstrman · #1

Sucks

[spoiler]butts[/spoiler]

monstrman · #2

On the upside I graduate soon yay school[DOUBLEPOST=1445886275,1445886244][/DOUBLEPOST]AND SO ENDED THE LIFE UPDATE FROM MONSTRMAN

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#3

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I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #4

Life does suck.

#5

For those times Life sucks, I recommend the following therapies...

1. Sugary-delights
2. Watching the sunrise
3. Petting a cat... or two, or three
4. Dancing in the rain... or listening to a rain generator
5. Ball pits... definitely this one...

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And, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy for your graduation, monstr!! *gives you marshmallows*

YouTube · #6

Always take the college path. The career path is shorter, yes, but it pays less in the long run. Besides, the spinner has no memory & can slow you down anyway.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Swordmaster Link · #7

^
^ Oh my gosh I didn't realize how much I miss ball pits until this moment

#8

Real life ball pits are actually kind of disgusting. Kids pee in there, man.

I'd be cool with having a private ball pit in my place. Just clean out a back room, set up an enclosure, dump in a bunch of balls, and hey presto.

...actually, I bet that'd be real comfortable to sleep in. Like why not.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #9

I'd rather have a marshmallow pit. Softer and tastier.

Softguitar · #10

^ and stickier.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #11

Frozen marshmallows.

ScottyMcGee · #12

I actually didn't really like ball pits much when I was a kid.

You know what was teh ****? Those handlebars you hold onto and you slide down while hanging like a zipline. I dunno what they were called. But they always had them at Discovery Zone.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #13

I was all about the mazes.

spooky scary bearatons · #14

life

dont talk to me about life

#15

[QUOTE="ScottyMcGee, post: 1570285, member: 31048"]I actually didn't really like ball pits much when I was a kid.

You know what was teh ****? Those handlebars you hold onto and you slide down while hanging like a zipline. I dunno what they were called. But they always had them at Discovery Zone.[/QUOTE]

Did you mean 'flying fox'? Although ours got upgraded and has a disc to sit on now.

Swordmaster Link · #16

Discovery Zone was the S***. That is all.

monstrman · #17

[QUOTE="spooky scary bearatons, post: 1570312, member: 30168"]life

dont talk to me about life[/QUOTE]

Talk

Don't life to me about talk[DOUBLEPOST=1446437179,1446437118][/DOUBLEPOST]I was a kid and did things once.

You ever do too many things all at once?

I was the best at that.

Now I'm an old man made of broken legos

ScottyMcGee · #18

There was this place called Fuzzy's where I lived that was like Discovery Zone but also a copycat of Chuck E Cheeses. I was like 5 or so when I punched someone in the face for the first time. I was in those tube mazes and then heard a girl crying. So I found her in this room with a bouncy net and asked what was wrong. She said this boy hit her and threw her down. So I asked what he looked like and she described this blond hair kid with glasses. So I went back in the tube maze and around a corner I ran into a blond hair kid with glasses. I asked him if he hit a girl and he was like "yeah" so I punched him in the face and ran away.

So I'm trying to find my friends and then I get stopped by this lady, and I have no idea who she is but she's yelling at me. Then I realize the blond haired kid was standing behind her and HIS FACE WAS SO WRECKED. I think I broke his glasses but his nose was gushing with blood. His mom wanted to see my mother but I was like "Bitch go away" and I just awkwardly ran off.

Fuzzy's was my Showdown at the O.K. Corral. Shame that place went under like most of those kid places.

smol Kat · #19

We also had something similar, but it was locally owned. Papa's Pizza~.

YouTube · #20

[QUOTE="Heroine of the Dragon, post: 1569347, member: 22385"]1. Sugary-delights [/QUOTE] Made of:

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"