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masa destroyer of garden chairs
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:37 pm
by spooky scary bearatons
last night i sat on a chair in my garden and it broke and i fell through it
i was embarrassed, but my pride kept me together
i just fell through the other one
my **** parents are gonna kill me
ahhahahahahaaha
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:43 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
I was witness to a drunk girl fall straight through a chair. Her embarrassment was tangible but she dealt with it better than I expected.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:17 am
by Marilink
The solutions are obvious:
1. STOP BEING FAT
2. GET BETTER CHAIRS
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:57 pm
by smol Kat
Once at a summer camp I broke a table. That was fun.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:04 pm
by Deepfake
I expected this thread to contain Masa smashing stuff up with lawn chairs all WWE style. I refuse to leave disappointed, Masa. You have a job to do.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:27 pm
by spooky scary bearatons
dont tempt me
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:38 pm
by spooky scary bearatons
AND THATS A HAT TRICK. ALL THREE CHAIRS IN THE BACKYARD DESTROYED BY MY FAT ASS.
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:47 pm
by Marilink
Masahiro Chairsbane, First of his Name
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:04 pm
by spooky scary bearatons
mate you dont even know. there I am just wanting a smoke after a hard days work, i sit down, suddenly i hear a ripping noise, everything goes slow motion as i fall through the third chair in a week WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. i refuse to sit on stupid foldy garden chairs ever again.