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I'm damn hungry
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:24 am
by spooky scary bearatons
but we only have bourbons in the house, arrrgh
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:46 am
by CaptHayfever
Make bourbon popsicles.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:00 am
by Apollo the Just
eat the bottle?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:15 am
by Kargath
CuccoLady wrote:eat the bottle?
came here to say that
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:48 am
by spooky scary bearatons
you guys had no idea what i was talking about, these are what i had.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:22 am
by Ace Mercury
Wow, we suck.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:44 am
by Deepfake
if you write "elephant" on my forehead, that does not make me one :mad:
I demand you drink a bourbon to make up for the clear lack of real bourbon
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:05 pm
by CaptHayfever
^^I dunno, I think I had something there with the bourbon popsicles. Maybe I should file a patent...
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:58 pm
by Valigarmander
Read that as "baboons". I was going to suggest trapping and eating one of them.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:01 pm
by Ace Mercury
A novel method for the use of alcohol to ruin your life
Alcohol freezes at a much lower temperature. 82 proof bourbon has a freezing point of -34 degrees Celsius, which would probably **** up your mouth if you try to suck on it. ¯\(º o)/¯
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:22 pm
by Marilink
You could still make popsicles out of those.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:17 pm
by LOOT
I, too, am hungry for damnation.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:57 am
by Deepfake
Ace Mercury wrote:Alcohol freezes at a much lower temperature. 82 proof bourbon has a freezing point of -34 degrees Celsius, which would probably **** up your mouth if you try to suck on it. ¯\(º o)/¯
That's why you make it a regular popsicle with an injected bourbon core. It can never fail.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:27 am
by CaptHayfever
^You are officially going onto the patent form with me. We'll be rich.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:26 am
by Ace Mercury
It's impossible I say! Once you cross that rubicon, there's no going back!
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:36 am
by Marilink
Yeah, the Alia will be Iacta Ested!