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People who chew with their mouths open.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:08 pm
by Valigarmander
Particularly adults.

I don't see what's so difficult about keeping your lips shut so I don't have to listen to you noisily masticate. inb4 masturbation joke

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:44 pm
by DarkZero
Indeed.

It also doesn't help matters when they try to talk.

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:07 am
by Jenocide
Ughhhh...
Does loud soup-slurping fall in this category too?
[size=-2]What about salad slurping?[/size]

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:22 am
by Rainbow Dash
Valigarmander wrote:I don't see what's so difficult about keeping your lips shut so I don't have to listen to you noisily masticate. inb4 masturbation joke
well you made the joke so there goes that opportunity

way to go joke killer

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:09 am
by Ace Mercury
That's the point of the "in before" phrase. It kills the joke.

And, yes, it's stupid. One thing I don't like: when it's relatively quiet, you can hear other people chew. It's really unnerving, that moist squishy slappy sound (of course, the chewing sound I make is not creepy to myself). It's almost like "Hey! Quit eating, I'm trying to eat here!", but that doesn't make sense.

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:51 pm
by 1-up Salesman
I hate having to tell younger kids not to, and then they just keep doing it. Braaats.