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The shopkeeper in Star Fox Adventures
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:42 pm
by DarkZero
God, that's such a grating voice.
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:55 pm
by Valigarmander
YOU'LL PAY THIS MUCH.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:40 am
by Apiary Tazy
Time to torture everyone.
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No, that's TOO lowwwwww.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:11 am
by Jere
You hear this much!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:25 pm
by Sim Kid
Am I the only person who thinks they actually should make a new Star Fox game in which she is the main villain?
Seriously, the Evil Gypsy Shopkeeper is EVIL. You just know she's only in that store to bide her time and wait for Andross and the Aparoids to be destroyed by you. She only sold stuff to you so you can help destroy her opponents...she manipulated Fox. The next thing you know, she will hold Lylat within her own claws, ordering them all to "pay thiiiiis much." And if you cannot pay? That's toooo low...and you will lose your body, soul, and mind. Body warped into a mindless abomination, merged with cybernetics in a method that would make Giger himself cower in fear. Mind bound into a mechanical scarab, thinking only of destruction and of playing her little gaaaaaaaaame. Soul completely torn asunder, scattered across the Lylat star system, discarded, trash, useless.
She is out there...why were you unable to attack her. If only you were programmed to be able to do so otherwise, but no...this all could have only been averted.
But on the plus side, she'd have completely eradicated Prince Tricky, so I guess that balances it all out a bit. :P
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:55 pm
by Jere
And i thought that It was a man!
Gahhhhhhhh!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:00 pm
by Sim Kid
Jere wrote:And i thought that It was a man!
Gahhhhhhhh!
I thought the shopkeeper was a woman because she sounded like an old lady. *shrugs*
OKay I just came up with a completely demented idea for a star fox game with her as the villain. XD I had to put it on the WMG page for STarfox.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:30 pm
by Valigarmander
The shopkeeper is intentionally androgynous.
Like a horrible, reptilian version of NiGHTS.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:54 pm
by Bad Dragonite
@Topic: Yes.
^^^^*agree*
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:30 pm
by Sim Kid
Valigarmander wrote:The shopkeeper is intentionally androgynous.
Like a horrible, reptilian version of NiGHTS.
Female reptiles wouldn't have mammaries anyways. *Shrugs* Course she still doesn't have a figure - all I just went by was her voice, which sounds feminine. :P
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:25 pm
by Calamity Panfan
Shortened thread title: Star Fox Adventures
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:41 am
by DarkZero
^Oh, look. THAT joke.
I do believe the dinosaur in the well referred to the shopkeeper as being male.
Then again, he was insane...
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:06 pm
by X-3
Sim Kid wrote:
OKay I just came up with a completely demented idea for a star fox game with her as the villain. XD I had to put it on the WMG page for STarfox.
The shopkeeper will be the new primary antagonist of the series.]
She was secretly planning on warping herself into an Eldritch Abomination wrote:
Did you have fun writing this?
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:44 pm
by Sim Kid
Yes. :P It's why you should be glad I don't work for Nintendo or any of the developers whose games they publish.
Bad things happen when I get bored.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:43 pm
by Maximum Spider
It seems someone agrees with you.
Responder on The WMG page wrote:You seem to have thought about this for some time.... Actually, when you think of it, Star Fox Command may be part of her sick-mind games that she inflicts on Fox. Also it could also be that the Krazoa Spirits were collaborating with the shopkeeper from the start, along with General Scales, to deliberately set Fox onward on his quest on Dinosaur Planet. General Scales, as the shopkeeper's right-hand man, threatened Dinosaur Planet in order to lure the Star Fox team to Dinosaur Planet; while the Krazoa Spirits set Fox upon a complex quest to gather scarabs for there master, disguised as a quest to save Krystal and bring Dinosaur Planet back together. In the end, the shopkeeper used some of the newly amassed scarabs to draw up enough power to create a decoy enemy to avert any suspession from herself, and crafted this decoy enemy in the shape of Andross from Fox's memories. In this way, General Scales could fake his death and return back to his master alive; and later to further make sure that she would not be opposed, she created the Aparoids to weaken the Lylat system's military forces. It is still up in the air if there is any hope of stopping her now at her full power though...