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Okay. So I've been playing D&D for a number of years now. And there always been two rules

Rule 1 is Unless DMing or holding the game at you house, bring food and drink for everyone.

Over the last month or so, we've had a new guy join. He got told the rules and ignores this one. Starting to annoy some of us. There was big pizza brought in and I got a slice (was DMing to be fair, trying to think and eat isn't my strong point.) , and everyone else had one or two. But he wolfed down five slices.

Not to mention he drank about....half a bottle of coke while three others had less than a cup full.

Not to mention he playing the game like an inbred.....but that's another story.

Kill him. I'm sure he'll have some good loot.

Tip two:
Don't Powerlevel Him!

Yeah, that guy suck.

Tell this person that he really should let some others have food. :/

Dungeons and Dragons: "You have two cows. You have to perform a skill check every time you attempt to milk them, and have to perform a spot check to see how many udders there are. You then roll a one and spray the milk right into the cat's mouth."

Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

There's always the secret art of "Punching him in the face"

Great for Negotiation.

^ I didn't know it was a secret. I guess all these people think that I'm a good person to share secrets with. =/

Metal Man wrote:Force him to fight an enemy for each slice of pizza and each gulp of coke.

I might do something like that actually. For ever piece of Peperoni on the slice a ninja goblin appears.....hmmmm*strikes thinking type pose*...

GREEN ARCHER NEEDS FOOD BADLY

BLUE WIZARD SHOT THE FOOD

^^ Green Archer should have thought about that before leaving the town without buying supplies.

^ Blue Wizard rolled a 4. Shot missed and hit Red Cleric for 1d6+wis mod


Annnd back to topic. He brought Pizza this week and even DMed. Alls right with the group.....still might stick a few extra opponents on him next time.