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Mosquito Bites
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:21 am
by Rainbow Dash
arhgh afiawga **** **** damn piss all these bug bites on my feet itch like crazy
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 am
by The Spark
It's not the mosquito bite that sucks, but instead the mosquitoes themselves, both because they suck, and they suck your blood. However, there would be no mosquito bite if there was no mosquito.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:25 am
by Valigarmander
They need that blood to feed their babies.
You bastard.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:30 am
by Rainbow Dash
THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:31 am
by The Spark
You're male reproductive organ? That's.. unsanitary.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:33 am
by Apiary Tazy
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS CHUNKY.
OH GOD, MOSQUITOS!!!
*Grabs Piece of cardboard and swings violently at everything.*
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:18 am
by Bad Dragonite
I live in the Mississippi delta, in a trailer, with a cotton field on one side and a lake on the other side... Yeah, I've had to deal with mosquitoes... And yes they suck...
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:20 am
by Deepfake
Chunky Kong12345 wrote:THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY
You really don't want them to do that.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:31 am
by Valigarmander
Chunky Kong12345 wrote:THEIR BABIES CAN SUCK MY DICK ARGH SO ITCHY
brb checking paheal
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:55 pm
by Booyakasha
Mosquitoes aren't so bad. Taking the risk of disease transmission off the table, I'd rather get bit by mosquitoes than those huge damn horseflies we get at camp---those suckers actually do bite.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:17 pm
by Jere
Mosquitoes isn't to bad it's them horseflies that will be the end of me.
They freaking bite through thick clothing if they are big enough
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:01 pm
by Apollo the Just
Spiders are the worst IMO. There was some tiny spider bastard living in my bed when I was in France, and the bites I got over 2 weeks ago are still giant red spots on my legs.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:43 pm
by Sim Kid
Grandma once accidentally put Bengay on a mosquito bite, thinking it was something else entirely.