Fortune Cookie Generator

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Maybe we can find wisdom in something edible?

https://www.astrology.com/compatibility ... ookie.html

What did you get?





"Everything has beauty. But not everyone can see it."

[Heroine of the Dragon]

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

[Booyakasha]

I love fortune cookie fortunes. I keep my favourites in my wallet.

"Behind an able man, there are always."
and
"All generalities are false."

The website gave me "Respect your elders.You could inherit a large sum of money."

...hmmm. I think I prefer inept/clueless fortumes to cynical ones.

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Where do you get fortune cookies? I can't recall seeing one for a long time here, hence the reason I'm using a random generator.

O_o I got this one 3 times in a row... how embarrassing!!!

Spoiler.

Everyone agrees you're the best.

4th attempt:
"Anxiety won't help your problems."

[Booyakasha]

^Chinese restaurants. Even the upscale, authentic places------I mean, you expect to get a few in your takeout bag from Great Taste or No. 1, but even Yen Ching brings them out with the bill, despite fortune cookies being about as Chinese as Gorilla Monsoon was.

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Ours gives us complimentary spring rolls and prawn crackers!! We've never been given a fortune cookie.



The fortune cookie generator is feeling a bit bossy today...

"Stop procrastinating. Make a decision already."

[SCARY WIZARD]

"Open your mind and your heart to good things."

[Heroine of the Dragon]

"Your home will be filled with peace and harmony."