Never been on a date.

[Booyakasha]

^Are there places where people don't talk about eagles and their intrinsic radness as a matter of course? Because that sounds monstrous.


Oh...oh my stars.

[Card]

There are such places.

They are cold, dark, and terrible.

[Thanous]

dating is hard, you just gotta GO FOR IT! works 87.5% of the time. Don't plan it, don't try to act different than you normally do, you just gotta do it in a spur of the moment type of thing. Also, go for the b**ches (don't remember this forums rules on cussing), I've only gone for one nice girl and I have only gotten rejected once, so just remember to always go for the sl*ts and b**ches

damn you guys can't take a joke

[smol Kat]

Don't plan it,

this is what I've been saying for eons now!

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

dating is hard, you just gotta GO FOR IT! works 87.5% of the time. Don't plan it, don't try to act different than you normally do, you just gotta do it in a spur of the moment type of thing. Also, go for the b**ches (don't remember this forums rules on cussing), I've only gone for one nice girl and I have only gotten rejected once, so just remember to always go for the sl*ts and b**ches

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

[Thanous]

^wait what? I'm confused why do I have your pity? did make me laugh though good one

[Calamity Panfan]

because you're implying that he should go out with somebody that he believes is a "slut" or a "bitch". And if you're gonna go out with a girl who you think is a slut/bitch, that shows that you don't even respect her. How will a relationship last if you don't even respect​ her?

[smol Kat]

I just wanted to get the gold nugget out of the pile of poo
i'll be leaving now :p

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Because thanous, you experienced one girl not being interested in having a relationship with you (for any number of legitimate personal reasons), and you have apparently turned around and immediately decided that means something about all other people who have a similar personality to her. As if everyone MUST want to date you, or any guy who asks them out, at any time, without having their own reasons why they don't want to. You use degenerating words about picking up women you have no respect for, making judgements about folks left and right, and showing some pretty bad form all round. I'm sorry man, but your post is bitter and unpleasant and says a lot about your mentality, even if you were somehow joking.

[Thanous]

I love how great you guys take a joke

[Random User]

The way you worded it sounded pretty sincere.

[Marilink]

Sarcasm can be hard to pick up on the internet, Thanous.

[bunny freezer]

Sorry to hear that, the dating world can be tough at times but you just have to never give up, because love is out there somewhere just waiting for you to find it.

[Wicked Witch of the Crest]

I love how great you guys take a joke

R U Sirius?

-Insert Eagle Image Here-

[ZeldaGirl]

I love how great you guys take a joke

Piece of advice: ask yourself why, in order to be funny and make a joke, you had to use derogatory words and demean women. Ask what is inherently funny about bitches and sluts.

That's a serious question. What is inherently funny about calling women those words for the sake of calling them those words? I don't get it.

[LOOT]

Because loud equals funny, and loud words like bitches and sluts must be funny because they sound loud come on ZG it's like Comedy 101 here read it in my upcoming book "Comedy And You: How Being a Nice Guy Doesn't Mean Giving Up Humor"

[X-3]

He actually meant slots and beaches. He's a casino-promoting bot.

[The Missing Link]

Anyone have some popcorn?

[Deepfake]

If a girl turns you down, you just gotta realize it's not working out. Try dating a tree or a large shrubbery for a stable relationship. They never say no.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

...but your post is bitter and unpleasant and says a lot about your mentality, even if you were somehow joking.