Never been on a date.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

"Eagle please" is my new favourite phrase. Top work, Sir Boo.

[Deepfake]

Hey guys, where I used to live we had turkey vultures. Have you ever seen a turkey vulture?

[Booyakasha]

Even eagles get the blues.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

This eagle is successful because eagle.



Non-eagles were not successful and had to been hunted and destroyed. You understand, right?

[Wicked Witch of the Crest]

As the above shows, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

So go grab one already.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^^^ He's just in deep-eagle thought; it's like regular thought but amplified.

[Wicked Witch of the Crest]

I heard confidence is better bait than pity. Try it sometime.

[Kil'jaeden]

No one has yet to give him the most important advice. Dames are nothing but trouble, that's the truth. You especially, with your young age and low self confidence, are a perfect target. It would be like getting in a cage with a tiger at the point you are at. And like these good people have told you, you ummm.... need to become the eagle, so you can get into the cage with the tiger, and umm... make children that will have your name and stuff. Yeah.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

EAGLE-TIGER

MIND

BLOWN

[smol Kat]

Let me try this a different way.

There are plenty of flavors of ice cream out there. All you gotta do is grab a spoon.

...and if you don't know how this makes you feel, stay the hell out of my freezer.

[LOOT]

check out this beast it's a real winner man check out beauty on this bird



the turkey don't take no jive from the haters, they just fight and gobble their way out man nothing can stop them



... well crap

[Booyakasha]

Oh, you want some, turkey? I got somethin you can gobble right here, bitch.

[Calamity Panfan]

posting in legendary thread

[X-3]

As the above shows, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

So go grab one already.

That sounds like sexual harassment.

[United Nations]

omg boo im dying

stahp

[Booyakasha]

NEVAR


Ain't nuthin but an 'E' thang, baby/Two loc'ed out eagles so they're crazy

[Galefore]

i just

i have to be in this thread

i don't even remember what it was about i just clicked and now im lost in eagles

just as i was always meant to be

[Wicked Witch of the Crest]

@X-3: Eh, was poorly worded to a degree. My bad.

But the point is to try, and stop whining about something that is not real. The whole "women judge by height" is a giant stereotype found in fiction and while it could happen in real life, it doesn't apply to most. I haven't even heard a single real life woman care about that. And I've been around women all my life.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

^ I think there's a significant amount of women who do care, to varying degrees, but there are more than enough for him to find someone who does not really care.

Or he could wait for sexbots. I hear Japan is kicking ass in that field.

[Card]

So around here there's talk of dating, passing on names, eagles, tigers, turkeys vultures, fish and sexbots.

Well then.

Either way, I had my first date last year when I was 24 and lemme tell ya, it was a terrible experience! But that's a long story that's not so much long that was really just stupid decisions made by emotions not logic.