Never been on a date.

#41

this thread is now puppies

Rainbow Dash · #42

(NOT ABOUT MY HEIGHT THIS TIME) (STILL INCREDIBLY MISOGYNISTIC)

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #43

^ I don't think he hates or dislikes women, and I doubt he'd mistreat one (at least not anymore than a man) but I guess maybe he could mistrust them, I do not really know but I don't think you're helping.

Rainbow Dash · #44

you can't help a brick wall. or the great wall. i forget which one

#45

Your basic pose seems self-defeating, VGA. You cannot soar high like the eagle if you allow yourself to be weighed down by the chains of doubt, preconception and stinkin thinkin.

Holy sh*t, dude, look how rad this eagle is. Betcha he isn't worried about dating.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #46

^^ Still, you're being counterproductive. I doubt our advice will reach him either, honestly though. He even piped up about height for a second couple pages back... -_-

Wicked Witch of the Crest · #47

Booyakasha wrote:Holy sh*t, dude, look how rad this eagle is. Betcha he isn't worried about dating.

Isn't that because he can swoop in and grab whatever prey he wants anyway?

He's also smaller than VGA, just saying. ;)

#48

Aww, f*ck, man, this baller-ass eagle just caught a fish or something. Probably took him a whole lot of trying and failing and trying again before he got pro at it, son.

#49

Of course this eagle got a lady. Of course he did, homey. Look at that self-confident look in his eye. The ladies can't resist a man with swagger.

Wicked Witch of the Crest · #50

Booyakasha wrote:The ladies can't resist a man with swagger.

But they can get angry and confused. /Pokemon

#51

Is this eagle thinkin 'eat hearty, my scion, for one day you shall carry my name and bloodline forward into the undiscovered country of time yet to come'? Hell naw, he's thinking 'SKREEEE' or some sh*t. Because he's a muhhfuhhin eagle, and eagles keeps it real, dawg.

#52

This has been an educational series of posts, Boo. I pray you continue.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #53

Deepfake · #54

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monstrman · #56

VG_Addict wrote:Well, believe it or not, women liking you DOES matter.

Well, believe it or not, women liking you DOESN'T matter.

#57

Women liking you may or may not matter depending on your own values. Let's all try not to be so small in spirit as to assume that our respective values will agree with everyone else's, or that they even need to. Eagles don't judge each other that way---quit being so damn un-eagle already.

Sometimes an eagle has to throw down on an eagle over food, ladies, or territory. Does that mean they have to disrespect each other? Eagle please.

VG_Addict · #58

I do NOT mean any of my posts in a (at least not intentionally) misogynistic way.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #59

^ Just being a man is misogyny these days, don't worry about it.

VG_Addict · #60

Sorry, wanted to edit my post, but ending up double posting.