People who say 'literally' when they mean 'actually'.

[CaptHayfever]

People who say "never" when they mean "only in certain cases."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Ace Mercury]

Sentence fragment.

[Antisocial]

How about...

People who commit an aposiopesis when talking to

[Dux is not you]

I'm literally eating a sandwich right now.

[Rainbow Dash]

im figuratively eating a sandwich

existential

[Ace Mercury]

I hate it when science and engineering terms creep into the general population, and then they use it wrong.

What's that? Your performance increased by a quantum? You mean by the smallest possible discrete amount? And now you say you're orders of magnitude better than last time? Excuse me while I body check this cactus.

[CaptHayfever]

^Bear in mind that when people who didn't pay attention in Physics or Chemistry hear the term "quantum leap", they almost invariably think of time travel, which (if true) would be really really impressive.

And remember, "I'm-a Calavicci, number one!"

[Deepfake]

im figuratively eating a sandwich

existential

[Zaden]

Being a nice guy, I'll give them one chance by correcting them. This is just to clarify whether or not they care. Sometimes they do care. But if they don't, I leave the room and never come back.

[Vapor]

I'm illiterately trying to read this newspaper

and literally failing

[Ace Mercury]

Ha ha, someone's reading a newspaper. Nice one.