Time for everyone to laugh at monstr

[monstrman]

Class A idiot, monstr, here to tell you my fantastic tale of the first traffic ticket i ever got. I got it 6 days ago, and i am such a bumbling idiot. I went to court today, after convincing myself that monday was my court date. I filled out none of the paperwork because i assumed i had no time. It said to mail it all in 10 days before the date, but somehow i assume my court date is 6 days away. I get to the county clerk and try to go through security, but my dumb a** forgets my -phone-, of all things to forget, is in my pocket. The security guard gets all mad at me, but i think "whatever" and proceed to the waiting area. Soon after, they say to check in... and i go up... and she informs me that my court date is not only next month , but on the 28th of next month. Meaning, that if i were smaet enough to check dates properly, not even considering months, then it would have been a sunday, and i would have realized i was wrong. Ok, laugh at me now.

[CaptHayfever]

Could've been worse. You could've shown up next month when the date was for this month. :)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[monstrman]

Yeah, and i dont actually have to pay anything for the ticket, hence the court.

[Rainbow Dash]

at least you don't have to pay anything for your ticket

[X-3]

But why did you get a ticket?

[monstrman]

Oh its a very long story involing another one of my stupid blunders. I was rushing home because i had a hill dye at midnight, so i was speeding. I had paid the bill earlier that day, but it declined the account -destpite- the fact that i had checked with my bank the other day, confirming i had the money in it, and that it had cleared. So i got pulled over, and told the cop why i was speeding. He didnt give me any tickets for that, no, he gave me a ticket because i had just recently gotten new insurance... but left the card on the fridge because im dumb. So i gave him outdated insurance info and he gave me a $200 ticket that goes away when i bring my insurance card to the courtroom

[Rainbow Dash]

least you didn't go 99 in a 65 at 3 am, it could always be worse

[monstrman]

Okay i have no idea why my phone made "bill due" into "hill dye" but its kinda funny

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Ultimately though, this whole thing wasnt really that bad

[smol Kat]

things that suck: monstrman's autocorrect