Barbie (NES)
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2002 4:04 am
This was probably the first Barbie game to come around. Instead of those Yucky barbie games where Barbie just stands there going "duuuuuh" while you dress her up, or where the Blonde hair Bimbo must save Ken from stupid dangers, this one is where Barbie is in a dream on what she might do the next day.
Pros:
The levels are weird. (What the hell is barbie using anyway? E? Crack? Pot? Cocaine? Alcohal? LSD? Anyway, they are so weird)
The enemies are about as weird as the dreams. (AAAHHH! A FLYING NIGHTGOWN!!!! THE MALL'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!)
Barbie is really detailed (Ken? I'm sure you might like to know that I have Gigantism)
The backround is very detailed. (No smart alecky quotes for it)
Cons:
Barbie moves like she's carrying my mother's backpacks full of textbooks back from school With 10 ton bricks strapped to her feet and in Chains. (Aaaaah! Boobs and Butt too big can't....move!!!)
Enemies move faster than Sonic the Hedgehog, so Barbie really doesn't have much of a chance. (Ha ha ha ha! Barbie moves 1 centimeter per hour! Let's get her and make her watch Dora the Explorer!)
Game's impossible. (I got to what, the 6th level and there's no way to beat it)
Overall: If you want a game with a pretty hot bimbo, go for Bubble Bath Babes instead. But if you want to have a game when you're playing as Betty Boob and Betty Butt in the same body, go for this awful game. (Barbie has such weird dreams doesn't she? clothes that aren't on people's bodies attack Barbie. Nothing a little Flamethrower and a platnium america and Visa card (or a couple hundred billion dollars) Can't fix.) Check it out if you want to know why you shouldn't use Drugs. I think the whole point of this game is: Don't do drugs. 3/10
Pros:
The levels are weird. (What the hell is barbie using anyway? E? Crack? Pot? Cocaine? Alcohal? LSD? Anyway, they are so weird)
The enemies are about as weird as the dreams. (AAAHHH! A FLYING NIGHTGOWN!!!! THE MALL'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!)
Barbie is really detailed (Ken? I'm sure you might like to know that I have Gigantism)
The backround is very detailed. (No smart alecky quotes for it)
Cons:
Barbie moves like she's carrying my mother's backpacks full of textbooks back from school With 10 ton bricks strapped to her feet and in Chains. (Aaaaah! Boobs and Butt too big can't....move!!!)
Enemies move faster than Sonic the Hedgehog, so Barbie really doesn't have much of a chance. (Ha ha ha ha! Barbie moves 1 centimeter per hour! Let's get her and make her watch Dora the Explorer!)
Game's impossible. (I got to what, the 6th level and there's no way to beat it)
Overall: If you want a game with a pretty hot bimbo, go for Bubble Bath Babes instead. But if you want to have a game when you're playing as Betty Boob and Betty Butt in the same body, go for this awful game. (Barbie has such weird dreams doesn't she? clothes that aren't on people's bodies attack Barbie. Nothing a little Flamethrower and a platnium america and Visa card (or a couple hundred billion dollars) Can't fix.) Check it out if you want to know why you shouldn't use Drugs. I think the whole point of this game is: Don't do drugs. 3/10