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Post by Codiekitty » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:20 pm

The Lost Vikings (SNES)
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What the hell? Vikings pilliage and burn and run off with girls and rape (my favorite!) and star in cartoon strips, not help each other fight aliens and Egyptians and robots. For being historically incorrect, this game gets seven mad smilies.

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Post by LOOT » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:02 am

Knuckles Chaotix

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This game doesn't have X-Box's ultimate graphics, and isn't on X-Box, therefore it sucks.

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Post by OcarinaMan » Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:42 am

Lemmings
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Dude, WTH are lemmings anyway? This game sucks!
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#244

Post by Sim Kid » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:14 pm

Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of CRAPaban for Gay Boy Advance.

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Wtf man, the first two Harry Pothead games were bad enough, and now they make a 3rd game for Gay Boy Advance?

You play as Harry POTHEAD, Ron PEASLEY, and HerWHINY on their 3rd year at HogFARTS school of Crackpots. I heard it's an RPG, and I know it's an RPG because I've seen screenshots of it with Harry, Ron, and Herwhiny in a battle screen. I'm sure they just tried to make it like the good GBC games but instead made it a ****ty adventure like the first two Harry COCKSMOKER games were. I've never actually played it, but since it's for the Gay Boy Advance and it's a Harry Pothead game, I'm sure it's another crappy adventure and not a vastly superior RPG like the first two GBC games were. Get a nightlife.

NOTE: Believe it or not, they actually DID make Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for GBA an RPG-And they got it right. It's worth picking up used if your an HP fan. And don't get the impression that it's an Adventure like the first two GBA games were.
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Post by The Yoshimaster » Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:46 am

Super Smash Bros. Melee

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This game is crap! Not only do you have to unlock stuff (who has time for that?), but the combo system sucks! Like, by pressing B and down for Mario, he spins around. What the hell? In a real, MANLY fighter game, pressing B and down would have you spinning like a cyclone, with knives in your hands, sucking everyone in and turning them into meat puree. Also, the characters are all from Nintendo. And the game is only for Gamecube. Two extra mad posticons for that!
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Post by superplyr10 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:40 pm

Aquaman
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

This game ROCKS!!!111!!! You play Aquaman (a superhero, so it MUST be good). You have to go swimming and fighting over and over again. The story's told with comicbook panals with no soud which is good because sound sux! The graphics are crap because nobody wants details with anything. And the best thing about this game is that it's on the X-Box and X-Box rules!!!111!!!
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Post by Donezdude » Fri Jul 02, 2004 11:58 pm

Viewtiful Joe
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OH MY GOD! A CEL-SHADED GAME? Sorry. I CANNOT review this for the stench of cortooniness in a video game ALONE is enough to make me put cyanide in the unsusppecting cup of coffee of the mild-mannered Capcom Employee... BUT THIS IS ALSO NOT FOR XBOX!!!************************************************** **************************************************(j/k, of course.)
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Post by LOOT » Sat Jul 03, 2004 12:18 am

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Mega Man Anniversary Collection

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WHAT THE ****? THIS IS ON GAYCUBE AND GAYSTATION, BUT NOT ON THE IMMORTAL X-BOX? THIS GAME SUCKS!

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Post by Gumby dammit » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:05 am

Half-Life: Opposing Force

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Okay,I admit it. This 'game' is a BIT better then the original. Why? Well,for one,you play as soldier named ADRIAN SHEPPERD!!!! HIS NAME SHOULD BE MASTER CHEIF OR TIDUS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! PLUS 6 MAD FACES!!!!

The graphics are OKAY for a PC game... It'd be better on god's system,X-Box,though. Minus 2 mad faces.

AI? IT SUCKS!!! YOUR FELLOW SOLDIERS ARE SO STUPID THEY HAVE TROUBLE GOING THROUGH DOORS!!! PLUS 2 MAD FACES!!!

NOW,IF THIS GAME WAS ON THE X-BOX,I'D GIVE IT 8 SMILE FACES,BUT THIS IS FOR THE PC,SO IT SUX. YOU DISAGREE? GO GET A SPEAR AND MAKE LIKE VLAD THE IMPALER!!!

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Post by LOOT » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:15 pm

Any game not on X-Box:

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Post by I'm Hammermap » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:47 am

NEW Super Mario Bros
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It has a stupid name, so it SUKZORZ!!! IT NTO EEVN UOT YTE!
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Post by Gumby dammit » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:35 pm

Nick Racing

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

WOW! THIS GAME ROCKS BECAUSE IT RIPS OFF OF MARIO KART SUPER CIRCUT!!! OH,ANF FYI,I'M A NICK FANBOY,SO THERE.
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Post by LOOT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:43 pm

Any game on X-Box

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X-Box rules, Gaycube/Gaystation are, well, gay!

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Post by LOOT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:50 pm

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Post by OcarinaMan » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:35 am

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Any game on the GameCube.


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Post by I caught a zubat » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:30 pm

Drake of the 99 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

This game is the ****! It is the best out there! When you press the jump button, your character flies! And we all know that in the real world, flying rocks! Also, you can go through walls! Awesome dude! And you can even be glitchier than ever! Yay!

Buy this game!
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Post by Gumby dammit » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:04 pm

lemme see...

Team Fortress Classic

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Yes folks,yet ANOTHER GAY-Life mod. Except this time,it's a buncha games in one.

Anyway,the story is this,red and blue hate each other,so they play Capture the Flag while slaughtering each other. In another story,blue protects some guy with an umbrella from the red team. And in ANOTHER story...

Well,you get my point about the story. You can chose between 9 people to play as,I shall list them now.

1. Scout. Some guy who can run really fast.

2. Sniper. Some guy who has a sniper rifle.

3. Soldier. My favorite,'cause he has a rocket launcher.

4. Heavy Weapons Guy. GOD! What an unoriginal name.

5. Demolition Man. A man who uses explosives.

6. Pyro. A commie with a flame thrower.

7. Spy. Some guy who can fake death and dress up like the enemy.

8. Medic. Some guy who heals team mates.

9. Engineer. A man who can build mounted guns.

They all suck,except for the soldier.

Anyway,the blood content is too low. Who needs that?

Anyway,multiplayer Halo OWNZ this game. Halo's a :D game man!
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Post by I'm Hammermap » Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:09 am

LoZ: The Minish Cap
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Its a pun so it stinks.
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Post by RinkuTheFirst » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:10 am

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Soul Caliber 2

This game sucks.For one thing this game is ugly.The characters look like something a five year old drew and put into 3-D.Another thing is there's a bunch of different weapons!They're all stupid and pointless and not worth getting.The controls are a joke!Lets see...A=attack.That's the only one you'll ever need!This game is a joke and it sucks!!!
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Post by Gumby dammit » Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:44 pm

The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

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Meh. This game's alright. Let's start the review. Before we start,though,I should say I'm a boring teacher.

Story: Play as Anti-Hero Richard Riddick in an attempt to escape Butcher Bay. Wow. How original. My dumbest kid in the class came up with a better story. The story was a baby tripped over a rock. The end.

The graphics... What are graphics?

Sound: It's all a peice of doo. I'm a teacher. AGREE WITH ME OR DETENTION FOR 5 MONTHS!!!

I don't like this game. Why? Teachers are supposed to hate video games. The end.
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